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"Project Runway" recaplet (5.02): It's not easy being green

 

This week we entered the second challenge with Team Gay already flagging, having lost ... wait, what was his name again? ... right, Jerry last week in the Grocery Store Challenge. Will the six remaining gays make it through the episode?

Actually, first allow me to direct your attention to the new Planet RunGay graphic, which we will use for the rest of the season to keep track of our beloved gay Designsketeers. In case you are wondering, the Planet (currently under the rule of Christian Siriano) lies in the Constellation of Fierceness in the Obvious Catchphrase Galaxy somewhere in the Outer Basic Cable Solar System

Speaking of planets, this week's show was kind of all about "green" design. Not as in the color, but as in "eco-friendly". Funny, but I never really looked at this show as being terribly un-friendly to the environment. Did I miss an episode where Sweet Pea burned a stack of tires to get the perfect patina of toxic smoke on her freshly-tanned rabbitskin minidress?

 

Anyway, the whole "green" thing was pretty much abandoned after the producers used it to lure this week's beyond-fabulous guest judge, Queen Amidala, to the show with promises that the show would be the Inconvenient Truth of dress-up competitions. Apparently it was also pretty evident to them that this challenge was lame, because they threw in an added curveball: for no reason whatsoever, in this challenge the designers would be designing for their models themselves (um, don't they always?), and the models would be the ones buying the fabric.

Okay, that last part sucks. The only thing that could have been worse would have been if they had asked the models to go to the grocery store for them to buy their food for the week. Can designers survive on lemon juice and Tic Tacs?

The best, the worst, the eliminated, and the Keith-O-Meter after the jump!

The upside of all this is that we actually got to see what the Designsketeers were made of this week, since they got to work with actual fabric and were instructed to make something nice, not just something made out of bananas and kitty litter.  

Go Speed Racer, Go!

 

The Best: I really liked Suede's dress, which looked like he had taken Speed Racer's driving suit, run it through a shredder, and made it into a dress. It's almost enough for me to not hate him for referring to himself in the third person all the time and nicking the name of one of my favorite early 90's Manchester Sound bands.

 

I also really dug the flowy orange-and-grey frock that Jenninfer made. And one of the short-banged brunette rockabilly chicks (Emily) turned in a pretty hot little black-and-white number that I liked as well.

Tawny Kitaen has the other sleeve

 

 

The Worst: Sorry, as much as I love Stella for bearing a striking resemblance to Jackie "The White Serpent" from America's Psychic Challenge, I thought her dress was fug. Like, "something out of a Whitesnake video" fug. And the nearly-losing frock (from Leanne) looked like a stewardess uniform from Spaghettios Airways. WTF was up with all those little loops? And that hat? And what looked like a crab stuck on the side of her head? This girl's cuckoobananas ... which is of course why she stays.

 

Oh, and let's not even talk about Blayne's atrocity, which looked like Paris Hilton's Madame Toussaud figure got placed too close to a radiator...

The losing dress, by Wesley

 

The Eliminated: Wesley was Auf'd this week. And you know what? He deserved it ... not because his dress was the worst, because it really wasn't. He deserved the Teutonic Cheek-Kiss of Doom because he committed much worse than a crime against fashion ... he committed a crime against reality television.

He was boring.

Take note, gays! Simply being gay doesn't make you interesting enough to last on reality television anymore. Just ask this guy. You actually have to be gay AND batcrap crazy, or annoying, or imbalanced, or hilarious, or brilliant, or something. So, following in the footsteps of not-ready-for-primetime Jerry, Wesley says his goodbyes and goes off to that great Marc Jacobs runway in the sky. Or something. 

Keith-O-Meter 

 

I'm also introducing the AfterElton.com Keith-O-Meter, with which we will scientifically calculate the amount of Keithage in any given Project Runway episode. As you can see, this week's ep was disappointingly low on Keithage. (Although, as virgo108 points out in the comments, he did make Daniel's bed for him, which is quite sweet and shows that if the whole fashion thing doesn't work out there's a job at the Embassy Suites with his name on it.) Let's hope next week we get up to his belly-button, at least!

Planet RunGay Status Check: Only two weeks in and we're down two gays. That's pretty terrible. Granted, we did have a Team Gay win this week, which is a good thing, but we're down to five measly gays to last us the next 13 or so episodes! (And let's admit it, several of these fellas ain't got what it takes.) Let's hope they rally big-time. 

 

Be sure to check back next week, when we'll have plenty to talk about given that the guest host is none other than ... Sandra Bernhard!

What were your thoughts on the latest ep? 

virgo108's picture

Did you notice that Keith

Did you notice that Keith made up the bed for his "buddy" Daniel? Also, Wesley's dress was NOT the worst. The one with the fins on the rear was atrocious, but as you pointed out, Wesley added nothing to the drama quotient or to the diversity factor.

I did want to give him a hug though for leaving graciously. I mean that purely in an avuncular way.

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AbqGWM's picture

Keith is hot, true but what

Keith is hot, true but what the hell is up with that little rat tail on the back of his head? I just wanted to take the clippers to that thing. Opps
DaisyViolet's picture

Romance...

So I guess that Wesley/Daniel romance was just a rumor~ maybe Daniel and Keith will become an item.  Much more fun that way, I'm certain. 

 

 

She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain~ Louisa May Alcott

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To quote Ned Flanders: "Stella, you make me want to yell-a."

Seriously, the judges thought Stella's was one of the top designs this time?  Really?  I'm sensing the hand of the producers here, i.e., sure Stella has turned out nothing but crap so far and she's spent pretty much every minute of the first two episodes whining about how she's unsuited for whatever the week's challenge is, but, hey, let's keep her around and even promote her because she's cartoonish and easy to advertise. I call foul: there were several much better dresses in the batch of contestants who weren't chosen as finalists, and Natalie Portman's comments on Stella's dress sounded, at best, forced.

Poor Wesley.  He seemed nice, but he wasn't enough of a personality to make it through this round, despite the fact that in the battle of the god-awful brown fabric, his design was at least more tolerable than the kitchen-sink monstrosity he was up against for elimination.  At least the editors snuck in the obligatory shirtless scene before he had to go.


 

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Suede

"Suede is a bisexual Sagitarrian who likes long walks on the beach and playing with tiny strips of fabric"

 Which is now my favorite line from a reality show ever.

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The "bisexual" had me

The "bisexual" had me spitting my cornflakes across the room. Honey, the PROM doesn't count!
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Guillermo Serritiello's picture

Very B-52s sounding.

Can you hear the words coming from Fred's mouth?

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Mia's picture

I'm totally clueless

OK, I was sure it was going to be Wes and Dan, cause of their myspace's.. It totally looks like they're together. But since Wes got auf'd I'm just clueless.. Maybe it is Dan and Keith after all!

And I agree about his dress, it was not that bad.. Koti's dress was the worst!

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Brian Juergens's picture

It was...

Wes & Daniel. Wes spoke about it in an interview today. We'll be posting the clip in the news roundup. They're still together, which is nice to hear. Maybe it was best for them as a couple that one of them got Auf'd so quickly.
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Guillermo Serritiello's picture

Great succint recap and now with cool graphics! You have a.....

future in the new Internet technology thingie. I love the Keith-o-Meter in "so many big ways." If this were the 1970s the camera would pan to my face doing a self-satisfied "Mr. Roper-like face to the screen to my tepid double entendre."

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Lily of the valley's picture

wesley

I'm sorry - but that dress was bad. Too much ambition totally gone wrong. He just did everything you shouldn't do with a fabric like that (at least not if you don't have VERY experienced sewers and loads of time at hand). Too much ideas, wrong ideas, wrong cut, not well executed. (with Korto's dress I at least knew where she was heading)

I wished they would have auf'd the girl with the other hideous brown dress, though. It was sort of the same overly ambitious mess as Wesley's (just better executed). The only difference is that it seems to be her "style" while Wesley might have done better/other during the next challenges.

Overall I'm not impressed so far - neither fashionwise nor personalitywise.

Could someone please tell Suede that he has reached an age where annoying behaviour isn't fondly overlooked anymore? Had to laugh that he suddenly was able to speak in first person when confronted with Tim Gunn.

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Guillermo Serritiello's picture

My favorite Project Runway moment of the week:

My favorite moment this week: Beyond fried Blayne having a great montage mocking PR's lowrent Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPiere Bono Allman's love of "leatha'." The editing was brilliant, but nothing topped the ending punch-line as he hugged her and called her "Leatha' Face" while hugging her to end the montage.

Has Blayne checked his own young akin and demeanor? I am just sayin' that it would not surprise me if they shared a mother who traveled with a circus and left spawns on both coasts.

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I love Stella

She's like a rain cloud moving through the room.

While Wesley was cute, and I wish him the best, I think the problem was he let himself get psyched out by the fabric--other designers had bad fabric but somehow made it work.  What was with all the really, really short dresses--some of them just really needed a few more inches at the bottom.

I agree Suede deserved to win--but he's also one of the most obnoxious contestants they've ever had.  He and Blanye with the "licious" thing and the tan are like a freak show.

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Guillermo Serritiello's picture

I am in the minorority as I thought that Suede's dress sucked

I must have gotten old overnight as I thought that the shredding on top looked so mismatched as if he did not have enough time to finish it. I love the abstract and not a fan of matching, but this may have been one of those instances where my eye expected a perfect weaving on both sides given the cocktail dress challenge.

Also, while this show moved before than the first show it still feels like I crashed my old high school and all the cool kids are gone. I know that it's still early but the "freelance designers" (is this the designation this season or did I miss it in previous seasons?) most seem to share a similar wannabe hipsters aesthetic, then there are those granola crunchy girls who look like twin girls who where never asked to a school dance 9but actually wanted to go), and not even a token Laura Bennett in terms of maturity, humor, fabulosity (I liked her any way), and do I say it? Diversity. An elegant woman of a certain age and maybe a man to boot maybe could spice things up. Nothing is etched in stone as the show is not linear and I kind of felt that way at the beginning of last season. I only found the droll guy who got booted off fun and really disliked Christian, but his talent and lowering the volume on the set made him tolerable. Guillermo's Media Guillotine: Entertainment, journalism, politics, and popular culture.

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I thought it was a bad

I thought it was a bad Barbie design. Guess we are both in the minority here.
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Guillermo Serritiello's picture

Minorities are hot and we all have so many special rights.....

so lets own our controversial opinionws with pride no matter what they say. I added the word "controversy" for irony just in case someone thinks that I am serious.

I will expand my Suede comment to say that the third person's dress was almost as bad as the diaper/white pubic hair pad that in my opinion should have sent Blayne home last week. That or Cher's garbage bag.

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I didn't like it either. I

I didn't like it either. I guess the judges were more in love with the concept of that dress: working with the fabric, creating a new one. (Though - as one of the project rungay-guys pointed out: it did look like frozen pizza!)

At least there was a hint of creativity that almost worked (when you're shortsighted...)

what was up with miss portman? I thought she looked like the long lost triplet of the olson-twins...

other than that: I guess reality-tv is always just as good as it's contestants are entertaining (and/or [more and than or] capable) ... and at the moment they just are not doing well on either sections 

NYNYTG's picture

Runway ready for Lifetime

Maybe it's me -- but this season has been incredibly dull so far.  It seems very much to have "jumped the shark", and the novelty is gone.  None of the characters seem interesting and there is little tension.  I do get tired of gay "men" having to design for biological "women" -- but I have enjoyed the show in seasons past.  Hopefully it will get  better, but they've already kicked out the only eye-candy contestant on the second show. 
Knickie's picture

It's taken a while, but I

It's taken a while, but I think "PR" has gone the way "Queer Eye" went by Season 2 -- there was really nowhere else to go except to repeat and that leads to comparing to earlier (and better) seasons and contestants.
Metabaron's picture

Runaway everyone Runaway

You know who else committed the cardinal sin of boredom. The JUDGES. And Tim Gunn. You know if we had Tim Gunn at NASA we'd have Warp Drive by now - because you know the most insightful advice anyone can give is "make it work"! Therefore, why don't we just get Santino for a fraction of the cost and we'd get Michael Kors thrown in for free.

I'm completely fed up with PROJECT RUNWAY. I'm not going to watch it any more. Heidi Klump can eat herself for all I care.

Nina and Michael have no taste.

Project Runway... YOU'RE OUT! GOOD-BYE! Don't let the door pinch you on the ass on your way out.

db's picture

Tim Gunn

I do think it's really interesting that both the bottom two were there for things Tim warned them about.  If anyone goes on the show LISTEN TO TIM!  HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S SAYING.
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Guillermo Serritiello's picture

Wow - A truly controversial post. I love it. I'll add my 2 cents

It's good to see a change of pace post like the one above.

While I'll still watch PR, I think that the show has suffered from its own success and that is hard to stop. Tim Gunn gave a talk here in DC at the art school in which started his career. He was such a gentleman, so down to earth, surprised by his success, and seemed to have his feet planted firmly on the ground as to how this is a bleep in what will be his life and that he'll gladly take it.

A good friend and I discussed how long it would take for the media attention to make us dislike Tim or how the show would make sure that his bumper-sticker shtick would become tiresome. The start of last season seemed to be the point in which I had my Tim fill.

To be fair I've always wondered how I would react in this environment as that first season innocence can never be recaptured. The smart ones seem to try and extend their shelf life by not cashing in on every opportunity presented looking forward, while others grab everything in sight as they know that their 15 minutes may be all they have. I'd probably pull a Howard Hughes as I'd detest becoming a cliche or being dissected in the Internet in any manner. Most sites are not as kind or thoughtful even when critiquing.

I am focusing on Tim because I saw him in person and while I am a skeptic, he seemed to be unusually humble. Now... Ugh. Part of this is the natural life cycle of certain shows and our need to see new things unless known entities can reinvent themselves or be lucky/smart enough to be a part of something that does not have them so in people's faces all the time. The Britney syndrome.

I like the show and think that they could do a much better job by focusing on the making of the clothes and not so much on the "reveal." Yesterday provided a decent amount of work being shown, but with the exception of the brilliant suspense music (just my opinion), many of the ritualistic elements that sometimes still work on other shows (Survivor/Amazing Race) feel stale as they are not integral to the show's success.

For example, is anyone really invested in the models? Sometimes a personality stands out by not often. Their reward is pretty pathetic

Heidi's "in/out" at the beginning of the show?

Visits to Mood? They might as well use stock footage and save on filming costs

Tim's walks look so phoned in that I'd be more entertained hearing Santino do his "Where is Andre" imitations than have Tim doing a Tim parody.

The judging/judges. More than just a second look with a question or two to all on the runway before swatting the middle pack away. I want to see the work.

Just stream of consciousness comments in what must be an almost impossible job of creating a brand and trying to keep it fresh. The show does not feel fresh and I am not sure that my suggestions would fix any of it. I stopped watched Tyra's gig a few seasons ago for similar reasons, but the same applies to almost any show around this moment of its run. Instead of editing "make it work" so much into the show to drive even to biggest Timophile nuts, maybe they just need to try to make the show instead of talking about it.

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A Keith-o-Meter? I knew it

A Keith-o-Meter? I knew it was a matter of time ...
Lily of the valley's picture

btw: project ostrlya

is anyone watching project runway australia? http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=project+runway+australia&search=Search

they are one episode ahead of the us-version (though it's only in it's first season)

I have to admit: so far I prefer the aussie-contestants (though really having a hard time growing accustomed to yet another strange accent) to the american ones.

There's one guy who sports a croissant-shaped wave on his head. vaguely familiar (the croissant that is) don't know where I know it from... not Tintin but something similar... ah well, never mind

strange: they didn't even bother to invent new lines for the heidi & tim equivalents on the show. "desoyners, make it work"

 

 

 

Viator's picture

Thoughts

Sad that Wes is gone... I feel he could have made great garments ignoring tonight's.

Although I didn't enjoy his too short shorts (imo).

 

 

SPOILER from preview

 

 

 

SPOILER from preview

I'm excited that Keith next week seems to be in either the top 3 or bottom 3 so we can hear him speak. I do hope he's a winner and not a bottom 3'er... and it seems some of the contestants have some beef with him. I am nervous that the show made him seem like one of the worse ones... anyone know if the previews sometimes make us think someone's in the bottom 3 but is really one of the top? Because his garments seemed well put together both episodes and I doubt he'd make too big a boo boo next week.

/SPOILER

 

 

 

 

 

/SPOILER

Sorry, I don't know if there's a rule or a method of handling spoilers for next week.

 

And I'm also one who didn't like Suede's dress, but maybe it looked better in person.

I'm over his speak in third person thing (although I do find him comedic) and I'm over Blayne (way too orange, and too much liciousness - ugh.)

mynameis's picture

Gray flowy dress

Just so you know, Jerell did not make that gorgeous dress that you posted a picture of. Jennifer did. Jerell made that ugly blue thing with the peacock feather earrings. I'm surprised no one corrected you yet. ;)

 

Keith needs to appear more.

Brian Juergens's picture

I thought so!

You know, my notes from the ep said the same thing - but Bravo's website and photo show of the dresses has Jerell credited! I'll correct, thanks.