Since John Polly is LOGO-ing it up in Miami this week, Colin had to brave this episode of The Heidi Chronicles alone - although the spirit of Heidi is always in his heart. This past episode of Project Runway - what with all the avant-garde-ness, teary-ness and Ferosh-ness - was so fantastic, Colin decides he needs to give out some awards.

And yes, they're the Freedom Awards because of the lovely Liberty statuette ... and Project Runway is all about freedom, right? Right? Some categories include, "Most Passive-Aggressive Moment" and "Biggest Bullet-Dodger" - I think we all know who I'm talking about with that one!

Check out the insanity after the jump!