Queerview television guide for April 17th

Here's a look at what's queerest about today's television offerings...

The Ellen Show (Syndicated) Check local listings
Watersport-loving, bonbon-shaking, allegation-ducking former music sensation Ricky Martin is on today's Ellen. Not that this has anything to do with you, gay people.

Work Out (Bravo) 10:00PM EDT
The trainers from everyone's favorite Tricep Opera appear to be back to their tantrum-throwing, camera-hogging selves after last week's horrifying revelation of gay trainer Doug Blasdell's hospitalization. Still, there will likely be some mention of Doug's condition between the gossiping, backstabbing, and moisturizing.

The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) 11:35PM EDT
The man at least partially responsible for the continued presence of Sanjaya in our lives is one of Dave's guests tonight. Dave Della Terza, the openly gay founder of VotefortheWorst.com, will be talking about what it's like to be the gremlin in the works of television's most powerful machine (American Idol).