Queerview television guide for March 21st

The View (ABC) 10:00AM EDT
The gals celebrate Rosie's birthday, which will feature the casts of Les Miserable and A Chorus Line, pictured above. You know, I just had a birthday and no one lined up a row of beautiful buns for me. I guess it pays to be Rosie.

America's Next Top Model (The CW) 8:00PM EDT
The girls are taught to vogue, and then are forced to use their new skills to make it through a laser maze. Or something. Benny Ninja is their vogueing guru, and Miss and Mister Jay continue their reign of styling terror over the girls.

Top Design (Bravo) 10:00PM EDT
I feel like Bravo's interior design show is losing steam, but there are still a few episodes left and the remaining designers may still surprise us. On tonight's episode, the Designsketeers must draw up a space for Top Chef judge Tom Colicchio. Expect tears.