Queerview television guide for March 28th

Television -- like love -- can be a battlefield. Here are our tips to help you get across enemy lines in one piece for Wednesday, March 28th.

America's Next Top Model (CW) 8:00PM EDT
Gender-bender extravaganza! In yet another of the show's increasingly bizarre photo challenges, the girls must pose as men with male models who pose as women. Looks like we're not the only ones who like Victor/Victoria.

Bones (Fox) 9:00PM EDT
Gay British actor/comedian/writer Stephen Fry (seen at left with Dr. House himself, Hugh Laurie, in the awesome Jeeves and Wooster series) returns as Dr. Wyatt, Boone's therapist. They also dig up some dead people and try to figure out what happened to them. The series also features gay actor Eric Millegan as Zach.

Top Design (Bravo) 10:00PM EDT
Last week's challenge sent gay contestant Michael packing (not a minute to soon, for many of us), so we're left with one lone gay man in the running, Goil. This week the Designsketeers must whip up an upscale hotel room at the Viceroy based on one of the four elements, so all you hotel fetishists out there should enjoy it. Last week's dining room challenge was a definite upswing for the competition, which until that point hadn't featured much impressive design.

Let's hope the remaining designers deliver again this week -- here's a preview if you want to see more.

Halfway Home (Comedy Central) 10:30PM EDT
When we first learned about the new Comedy Central rehabilitation comedy (kind of like "restoration comedy", but with more cold sweats), we weren't quite sure if prostitute Eulogio (played by Oscar Nunez, who plays "gay Oscar" on The Office) was gay or not. But it looks as though he is. In tonight's episode, one of the female home-mates develops a crush on him.