Queerview television guide for May 2nd

Criminal Minds (CBS) 9:00PM EDT
Larry Sullivan -- who notably played buttoned-up Alan in gay flick The Trip and Mr. Truman's dancer boyfriend on Will & Grace -- guest stars as a sheriff. Being that this is Criminal Minds, there are of course a bunch of dead bodies to be dealt with -- this time, in the wilds of Idaho, leading the team to believe that someone is hunting humans for sport. What, they have no cable in Idaho?

Shear Genius (Bravo) 10:00PM EDT
As though the campfire that is Bravo's hair-raising reality show weren't burning bright enough, why not throw Vanessa Williams -- smoking hot these days thanks to her scenery-gnawing, career-rehabilitating turn as Wilhelmina on Ugly Betty -- onto the pyre? Dashing Brit Anthony is the only openly "team" male player left in the game -- but judge Michael Carl from Allure is wearing our uniform, and resident stylist Rene Fris has at been in the dugout long enough to at least qualify as a pinch-hitter. Here's a preview of tonight's challenge.

South Park (Comedy Central) 10:00PM and Midnight, EDT
If you missed the hilarious "ex-gay" episode (in which a prank by Cartman goes wrong and a bi-curious Butters is sent to a reparative therapy camp), it reruns twice tonight. Check out a clip after the jump -- warning: like all South Park, it's offensive to pretty much anybody who might pass your desk.