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Revisiting Rudolph: Santa could have used some sensitivity training

This week the Rankin and Bass classic animated Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ran on TV, and Andy and I decided to take a walk down memory lane by revisiting this childhood classic.

So imagine my alarm when I realized early on the ugly truth: Santa was a patriarchal jerk!

Seriously, I was appalled at the insensitivity of the old lout, particularly to the troubles of our shiny-nosed hero, whose story is one with which many gay folks can readily identify. Different at birth? Check. Ashamed parents who encourage the child to hide what makes them different? Seen it. Ridicule, alienation, and banishment? Yep.

Rudolph winds up splitting town with a rather effeminate elf who wants to be a dentist and the two are coached into actualization by a rough-and-tumble naturalist who looks like he just fell out of a vintage Mandate magazine. I know, right? Who hasn't been there?

Ultimately Santa (who spends the whole story complaining, making fun of Rudolph, and criticizing the tyke's parents for daring to have such a freak of a child) only accepts Rudolph when he realizes that he can exploit him for his own purposes. Sound familiar? I bet in the sequel Rudolph was demoted to picking out throw pillows and helping Santa with his hair.

Anyway, Andy found on the YouTubes that others had noticed how big of an ass Santa is in the show, including one creative type who cut together a megamix of all his offenses. Check it out

Brent Hartinger's picture

A lot like George Bush, actually

I had this exact same thought while watching this eposide. Frankly, ALL the adults (exept maybe Rudolph's mom?) are downright assholes. Even the "king" on the Island of Misfit Toys is frighteningly resigned to his place in the oppressive society.

If I recall, Santa is a sexist asshole in The Year Without a Santa Claus too. But it's got Heat-Miser and Snow-Miser, so all is forgiven.

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Liz's picture

HAHA

reminds me when i saw snow white a few years ago and realized that she was also quite...a....b-tch.
poof's picture

OMG

I look forward to watcing this show every year and each year I feel the same about how discriminatory this tale is. As I'm watching I catch myself saying out loud how sad it is and the pain I feel for this poor little reindeer. I keep reminding myself this was pre-stonewall (not to turn this politicial) but it was from the 60's. Still, I look forward to watching it each year.  It literally floods my eyes with tears at the end when they take off and the first stop is to pick up the misfit toys. The sight of them flying in the air.. makes me feel like I'm 6 years old again and the anticipation of Christmas and how much I love this time of year.  

Each year I also watch A Charlie Brown Christmas and think the same about poor ol blockhead Charlie Brown. Another poor soul who faces discrimination on a daily basis.

  I'm confused. Is it bitch slap or slap a bitch?

Bobbyjoe's picture

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Witness for the Prosecution.

Remeber in "Rudolph" when Mrs. Claus says "Eat, Santa, eat!  No one likes a skinny Santa!"  It's absolutely clear that Mrs. Claus agrees with your description of the mean and sexist Santa, and she's trying her best to clog Santa's arteries with fatty foods (perhaps she'll inherit the toy shop?).

Notably, in the other Rankin-Bass shows, Santa has a different Mrs. Claus.  I've always wondered: Was the "Rudolph" version of Mrs. Claus Santa's first wife?  Did she finally get fed up and run off with an elf?  Or did something more nefarious take place?  Maybe Santa had her "disappeared," if you know what I mean.  Perhaps there's an unaired holiday special entitled "The Year Santa Claus Went on Trial for Murder" somehwere in the Rankin-Bass vaults?

Jason's picture

Haha!

This post made my day. It's amazing how things that seemed benign in our youth actually are discriminatory and/or patriarchal. I wonder, however, if this tale would be told differently today....
theroux's picture

Yes, Santa was a real bastard...

...but those jerks on the Island of Misfit Toys were even worse. What a bunch of freaks: A fish that flew, a train with square wheels, some queen named "Charlie in the Box". And then there was that poor, innocent doll who had absolutely nothing wrong with herself. Beautiful, long, flowing yarn hair...a fetching jumper...homegirl had it going on. And then those losers go and lie to her, and they're all like, "yeah, stay here with us and join our freakshow, you're a misfit too." Ugh. As if the pretty people didn't have enough to worry about, now they have these creeps trying to ruin their self-esteem. I just pray that she flew down the chimney of a good therapist.