Revisiting Rudolph: Santa could have used some sensitivity training
This week the Rankin and Bass classic animated Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ran on TV, and Andy and I decided to take a walk down memory lane by revisiting this childhood classic. So imagine my alarm when I realized early on the ugly truth: Santa was a patriarchal jerk! Seriously, I was appalled at the insensitivity of the old lout, particularly to the troubles of our shiny-nosed hero, whose story is one with which many gay folks can readily identify. Different at birth? Check. Ashamed parents who encourage the child to hide what makes them different? Seen it. Ridicule, alienation, and banishment? Yep.
Ultimately Santa (who spends the whole story complaining, making fun of Rudolph, and criticizing the tyke's parents for daring to have such a freak of a child) only accepts Rudolph when he realizes that he can exploit him for his own purposes. Sound familiar? I bet in the sequel Rudolph was demoted to picking out throw pillows and helping Santa with his hair. Anyway, Andy found on the YouTubes that others had noticed how big of an ass Santa is in the show, including one creative type who cut together a megamix of all his offenses. Check it out! Submitted by on Thu, 2007-12-06 15:33. |
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A lot like George Bush, actually
I had this exact same thought while watching this eposide. Frankly, ALL the adults (exept maybe Rudolph's mom?) are downright assholes. Even the "king" on the Island of Misfit Toys is frighteningly resigned to his place in the oppressive society.
If I recall, Santa is a sexist asshole in The Year Without a Santa Claus too. But it's got Heat-Miser and Snow-Miser, so all is forgiven.
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I look forward to watcing this show every year and each year I feel the same about how discriminatory this tale is. As I'm watching I catch myself saying out loud how sad it is and the pain I feel for this poor little reindeer. I keep reminding myself this was pre-stonewall (not to turn this politicial) but it was from the 60's. Still, I look forward to watching it each year. It literally floods my eyes with tears at the end when they take off and the first stop is to pick up the misfit toys. The sight of them flying in the air.. makes me feel like I'm 6 years old again and the anticipation of Christmas and how much I love this time of year.
Each year I also watch A Charlie Brown Christmas and think the same about poor ol blockhead Charlie Brown. Another poor soul who faces discrimination on a daily basis.
I'm confused. Is it bitch slap or slap a bitch?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Witness for the Prosecution.
Remeber in "Rudolph" when Mrs. Claus says "Eat, Santa, eat! No one likes a skinny Santa!" It's absolutely clear that Mrs. Claus agrees with your description of the mean and sexist Santa, and she's trying her best to clog Santa's arteries with fatty foods (perhaps she'll inherit the toy shop?).
Notably, in the other Rankin-Bass shows, Santa has a different Mrs. Claus. I've always wondered: Was the "Rudolph" version of Mrs. Claus Santa's first wife? Did she finally get fed up and run off with an elf? Or did something more nefarious take place? Maybe Santa had her "disappeared," if you know what I mean. Perhaps there's an unaired holiday special entitled "The Year Santa Claus Went on Trial for Murder" somehwere in the Rankin-Bass vaults?
Haha!
Yes, Santa was a real bastard...