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Rick & Steve quiz: Which plastic homosexual are you?


For those of you who have been wondering which of the crass plastic figures on Rick & Steve, The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World you resemble most, here's some great news: now a handy online quiz will tell you just that in a few simple clicks!

Now, be prepared, because you may hear something you don't want to hear. For example, apparently I'm a Chuck, the crank in the wheelchair voiced by Alan Cumming. As the quiz puts it:

"Crass, witty, and able to interrupt a boring proceeding with a loud yawn and a fart, you're really just an old softie at heart. Sure, you might be happier without all those damn people in your life yammering all the time, but then who would you complain about?"

I don't know what's scarier ... the implication that I fart in public or that I'm voiced by Alan Cumming. This is even worse than the time I took the "Which Golden Girl Are You?" quiz and I was Rose Nylund, when EVERONE knows I'm Dorothy Zbornak.

Anyway, take the quiz for yourself and find out which character is your alter ego!

Jonathan's picture

Links appear to be broken

Links appear to be broken
Brian Juergens's picture

huh

They're working fine for me -- maybe they were down temporarily. If you try again and they don't work, let us know!
Jonathan's picture

Working for me now

Working for me now
Lyle Masaki's picture

I came up as Rick

Which probably isn't a surprise considering that I laughed at the "!07734" joke without explanation...
Josh Aterovis's picture

Apparently I'm Evan

I'm not so sure, but okay. What would I be at the beach? Usually burnt to a crisp but that wasn't a choice.
Timothy's picture

I've Tried and Tried

but i just can't get into this show.  I love the idea.  But... nada.

I've sat through and endured about two and a half episodes and have yet to even grin.  The comedy comes trundling along with the predictability of a go-go dancer on a pride float, and is about as effective.

It's supposed to be this clever gay version of South Park.  But sadly it isn't clever.  And it's not even irreverant enough to make me cringe.  It's mostly bad one-liners you'd hear in a second rate drag act.

Oh well.  I know lots o' folks love it.  But I just had to rant.

Evan's picture

I'm Steve!

Yes!  He's my favorite.  He's the only one (of the main characters) with a four-pack.  I only wish he was smarter than he'd be perfect.  That's why Rick compliments Steve, they fill out each others flaws.  If Dr. Hunk was a possible result he would be my ideal choice because he's brainy and brawny.

This is what Steve's description says:

Playful and rugged, you're a rough-and-tumble type who is most comfortable letting your actions speak for themselves.  So what if your not the most intellectual person in the world?  There are other things in life than books.  Like sports.  And money.  And, um, what was the question again?

I actually like sports and learning.

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JustinAndrews's picture

I'm a Rick

A hopeless romantic and fun to be with. I think it was the beach ball answer that gave me that. I'm always...'on the ball!'.

Cool Quiz!!

 

 

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Evan's picture

Hmm

Interesting...  You're a Rick and I'm a Steve.

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JustinAndrews's picture

I thought that was interesting too!!!

And I didn't even try to make that happen.  ;)
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Glenn's picture

I'm a Chuck

Yeah, that's about right...but without the farting.
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Gil's picture

I'm a Lesbian!?!

While I expected to be a Chuck (farts and all) I was described as follows:

When Goddess was handing out tact and grace, you were busy kicking ass and taking names. Though others might see you as tough and severe, you see yourself as direct and to the point. After all, life's too short for niceties. Got a problem with that? You are DANA!