Rick & Steve quiz: Which plastic homosexual are you?

For those of you who have been wondering which of the crass plastic figures on Rick & Steve, The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World you resemble most, here's some great news: now a handy online quiz will tell you just that in a few simple clicks!

Now, be prepared, because you may hear something you don't want to hear. For example, apparently I'm a Chuck, the crank in the wheelchair voiced by Alan Cumming. As the quiz puts it:

"Crass, witty, and able to interrupt a boring proceeding with a loud yawn and a fart, you're really just an old softie at heart. Sure, you might be happier without all those damn people in your life yammering all the time, but then who would you complain about?"

I don't know what's scarier ... the implication that I fart in public or that I'm voiced by Alan Cumming. This is even worse than the time I took the "Which Golden Girl Are You?" quiz and I was Rose Nylund, when EVERONE knows I'm Dorothy Zbornak.

Anyway, take the quiz for yourself and find out which character is your alter ego!