Ryan Reynolds, Man of Many Faces (That I'd Pay to Lick)

"I'm sorry, asphinctersayswhat?"
(All pics: GETTY)

Last night everyone's favorite bulging, furry-teeted Canadian boy next door, Ryan Reynolds, premiered his new romantic comedy The Proposal with Sandra Bullock, and of course found it impossible to not contort his adorable mug into all sorts of funny expressions for the cameras.

Allow us to give you a guided tour through his many looks...

"Why you scoundrel. You're fresh as wet paint!"

"Ruh-roh ... Raggy?!"

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"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."

"No, the OTHER blow-up doll"

"Hell, the check already cleared. What do I care?"

"I'd smile bigger but you're standing on my *@&!"

"Is that creepy guy back there still looking at me? K."

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The Ghost of Ryan Reynolds Yet to Come ... oh sorry that's Kevin Farley.