Snap Judgment: "American Idol" dance rehearsal or poignant metaphor?

American Idol hopeful and resident Gay of the Week Adam Lambert was safe from elimination last night, which is surprising to just about nobody, as is the fact that the two weakest competitors went home.

And while I was personally rooting for Lil Rounds, I would actually be forced to quit my job and enter a convent were I not to post the above picture from backstage at last night's show and point out that it pretty much sums up her time in the competition. (Zing!)

But that's not all: Little Lord Lambehhhhrrrrrr was also photographed being sexy in close proximity to a Coca-Cola product! I know, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!?!?!!? 

"Whoa, is it Diet Coke in here or is it just me?"

"Make of our haaaaaands ... one ... haaaaand...."

"Okay, everybody act surprised..."