Stephen Colbert has the hunkiest Persian Gulf decoys around

Last night we were watching The Colbert Report when I casually commented to Andy, "How can some people not get that this is the gayest show on television?"

And that was BEFORE this segment.

In a discussion of his upcoming, top-secret trip to the Persian Gulf, Colbert told us how he was going to ensure his safety: By keeping mum on the actual destination and when he would be visiting, wearing lots of sunscreen, and by enlisting the help of these three look-alikes to confuse the bad guys.

Color me sufficiently confused.

Enjoy the clip, below!