The strangest, best and most Hughtastic photos from the "Wolverine" non-premiere

"Does this Wolverine make my butt look big?"

In an interesting move, Fox actually held the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Tempe, Arizona on Monday night after fans in the city won a contest to host the premiere. At last, we have demographic evidence of the most intense convergence of comic book nerds, Boy from Oz fans and gay adamantium fetishists in the country!

So while last night's "special screening" in Los Angeles was a slightly less glamorous event, it yielded a bounty of bizarre photos, which we're thrilled to share with you now.

"Can someone please make him stop singing 'Don't Cry Out Loud'?" (Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman)

"So seriously, is that creepy guy still staring at me? Just nod with your eyes. Crap." (Amanda Peet)

More gems below...

"So is that creepy guy behind me still staring at me? Just nod with your eyes. Crap..." (Fergie)

"You, with the bronzer - your ass is mine!!"

"What, is a movie about a rageaholic nutjob not a reasonable place to debut my child bride?" (Mel Gibson)

The adorable Dominic Monaghan

Halle Berry: "Still got it!"