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Stuff your stocking with the men of the Gods of Football 2009 calendar

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Brian Juergens

 

Oh my ... I think Christmas just came early.

The folks behind the Gods of Football calendar, which reminds you what month and day it is by bludgeoning your corneas with images of nude Australian rugby players until they scream "Uncle!", have sent us some images from the 2009 calendar (available now on Amazon), which boasts a full 24 players in various pickle-obscuring poses.

Let's just say it's looking to be a good year.

Above, the apparently clothing-allergic former DNA magazine coverboy Nick Youngquest graces the cover (oh, to have been standing on the Sydney Harbor Bridge during that shoot!), photographed by the insanely lucky Pedro Virgil).

Check out more of the ridiculously hot pics (some are bun-baring NSFW), after the jump!

David Williams (Photo by Pedro Virgil)

Daniel Conn (Photo by Pedro Virgil)

Travis Burns (Photo by Pedro Virgil)

Kayne Lawton (Photo by Pedro Virgil)

Nick Youngquest (Photo by Pedro Virgil)

 

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    • Submitted by
    Brian Juergens
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 12:10.
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    Madeleine's picture

    OMG

    Submitted by
    Madeleine (1779 points) (363 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 12:43.

    that is all I have to say

     

    I may be straight, but I'm not narrow.

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    Josh Aterovis's picture

    Can't resist saying this...

    Submitted by
    Josh Aterovis, Contributing Writer (594 points) (474 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 13:20.
    ...even though I know how wrong it sounds... Mr. Burns has a very nice bum.
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    lunar_apollo's picture

    So is anyone else seriously

    Submitted by
    lunar_apollo (45 points) (10 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 15:07.
    So is anyone else seriously wanting to move to Australia at this moment?
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    Madeleine's picture

    Yes!

    Submitted by
    Madeleine (1779 points) (363 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 23:38.

    though I shouldn't really, because in Toronto we have this:

    http://www.torontoffc.ca/Pages/Calendar/

     

    I may be straight, but I'm not narrow.

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    Bill S's picture

    You put those pictures up...

    Submitted by
    Bill S (1844 points) (373 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 17:24.
    ...because you love your readers! Right?
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    Janet's picture

    Lucky football....

    Submitted by
    Janet (2386 points) (465 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 18:17.

    ...that is all.

     

     

     

    I say we take the warning labels off everything and let nature take it's course.

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    Dean's picture

    I only have 3 words for these guys....

    Submitted by
    Dean (428 points) (95 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 19:25.

    humnia humina humina..... I left for down under (LOL!) like yesterday!

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    dback's picture

    If I had that on my wall...

    Submitted by
    dback (1757 points) (360 posts)
    on Mon, 2008-12-15 23:58.

    ...Christmas wouldn't be the only thing coming.  (RIM SHOT!)

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    Curtis's picture

    No comment but OMG

    Submitted by
    Curtis (513 points) (101 posts)
    on Tue, 2008-12-16 00:45.
    OMG, these guys are so smoking hot, I'm literally speechless and that is hard for me to be.  I'm a big fan of Victoria Secret fashion show and even a behind the scenes look at the gals of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit but I after seeing clips of these DVD of the hottest guys I have ever seen, it seems I would rather see these guys strut their 'stuff' down a runway every holiday and even twice on Saturday because I'm only asking Santa for the 'Gods of Football' DVD. 
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    Tess's picture

    As an Australian...

    Submitted by
    Tess (282 points) (65 posts)
    on Tue, 2008-12-16 07:28.
    ...perhaps I should start being a bit more patriotic to show my grattitude.
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    Chuckles's picture

    Hmm...

    Submitted by
    Chuckles (1031 points) (214 posts)
    on Sat, 2008-12-20 11:04.
    I don't know, but I have to think about Dieux du Stade calendar and think that maybe they're ahead just a little bit in the sexiness category.  I demand a pose-off in my living room with the actual models in nothing but footballs...
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