Suggestions for AFA-friendly cards to replace Hallmark's gay wedding greetings

You may remember that last week we reported that Hallmark recently unveiled a line of greeting cards designed specifically for same-sex couples tying the knot, which followed up on their Coming Out cards from last year for greetings directed specifically at gay folk.

Of course, the right-wingers aren't about to let anyone else be happy, even if that happiness is worth a mere $1.50 and comes on recycled paper. Both the AFA (The American Family Association) (via their FPN affiliate) and the CWA (Concerned Women for America) are urging bigots as zealous, selfish and narrowminded as themselves to let Hallmark know how unhappy they are with the well-wishing giant's acknowledgment that gay people exist, let alone deserve good tidings.

But that's not all! We've also learned that the conservative groups, ever the over-achievers, have even gone so far as to propose several new cards that adhere to their conservative philosophy to replace the gay wedding cards.

Take a look at tell us what you think...

UPDATE: I'm adding a second disclaimer here, as apparently these mock-ups are hitting so terrifyingly close-to-home that some folks are taking them seriously. These cards are 100% parody meant to be an entertaining way to skewer some of the "values" that these conservative organizations hold dear. No worries, you will not be getting any of these in the mail any time soon.

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Um ... this is a joke.