Take home a piece of Zoila from "Flipping Out"

Last night Bravo aired the Flipping Out reunion, and like a good gay, I had every intention of watching it. But for some reason my DVR didn't recognize the reunion as part of the show and it didn't record, so after I finished catching up on Mad Men (OMGOMGOMG) I had the nasty surprise of finding that I'd missed it.

Anyway, not just sharing my sob story of OCD reality TV deprivation here (I'm sure it's rerunning 50 times today alone), as there are bigger things at hand: namely, a Zoila-off!

Yes, Bravo is auctioning off that hideous portrait that Jeff had done for his beloved housekeeper early in the season, with all proceeds going to ... Zoila! Currently the bids are at $2550, with the auction remaining open for another six days. Want to own a little piece of reality history? Head on over and bid away.

Below, check out a video of Zoila discussing what she's learned from Jeff on last night's reunion. (Hint: it involves hangovers, Daisy Dukes, and "his milkshake".)