Your Gay of the Week: Noah Mayer, "As the World Turns"

After an exhausting week spent chasing murderers and serving up lattes to grad students, Noah "Don't Call Me Hutch" Mayer has once again won the crown in the Battle of the Network Gays.

To find out by what margin Noah bested reigning gay Dustin Lance Black and the other challengers, read on. And be sure to check back in on Friday when a new crop of hopefuls throw down the gay gauntlet in the name of network supremacy!

Why he won: Come on, have you seen that adorable puss?

How he won: Mayer earned 46% of the votes, edging out returning champ Black, who pulled in 33%. Tag-team gays Mel and Mike White earned 13% of the vote for pulling into the lead on The Amazing Race, and despite appearing on every talk show known to man last week, RuPaul earned only 8% of your votes.

Past wins: This is Mayer's fifth tour of duty.

We'll see you on Friday, when your votes will determine who will enjoy gaydom's most sought-after piece of headgear next week!