"Kathy, Kathy, Kathy...” say Larry King and Anderson Cooper

I know we just had a Kathy Griffin post on Tuesday, but this woman is on a rampage and right on time for Pride. If you happened to miss Kathy last night on CNN's Larry King Live, you truly missed one of the best episodes of Larry King in homo history. Griffin was like a drag queen in heat, gunning for everybody from Nicole Ritchie to Liz Taylor to Angelina Jolie! Here are some of the greatest hits:

Larry: What's it like being single again?

Kathy: I'm sluttier than I ever thought I would be.

Larry: Sluttier? You're an easy mark?

Kathy: Is this already different than the Liz Taylor interview?

Kathy questioning Larry on potential suitors:

Kathy: What about me and Jim McGreevey?

Larry: That's not a head of state—that's a governor.

Kathy: Plus, he's gay. That's the joke, Larry! Remember when he came on with his life partner? Or, as you called it, "love partner". You said that to him.

Larry: I said he was his love partner—

Kathy: No, it's life partner! Don't piss off the gays, Larry, let me tell you, it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made!

Larry: What happens?

Kathy: Because they have an army and they will come after you and they will find you!

Kathy trying to convince Larry King to do a pride fest:

Kathy: Have you ever done a gay pride fest?

Larry: Gay pride fest?

Kathy: Yes, Larry!

Larry: No, I've never done it. I've seen the parade.

Kathy: Well, why don't you go do a gay pride fest?

Larry: What do you mean—sponsor a parade?

Kathy: Look!

Larry: I have nothing against—

Kathy: Well, you got to get more in the fold, Larry!!! Now I did Orlando gay days—what happens is the gays take over a park and you've never so many six pack abs in your life. They're all in very good shape and they don't touch a carb! You go there and they're outrageous and they have glow sticks! It's fabulous!

Kathy on more potential suitors:

Larry: Girls who date gays, who go out with gays a lot. What's that story?

Kathy: Well, here's my dream...what about me and Merv? Is he gay? Merv Griffin, that's the perfect marriage of convenience, right? He has more money than God, I keep my same name, I look the other way when he's with the pool boy. I'm not making an assumption here. I'm just curious.

Larry: And, you keep the same name. That's true.

Kathy: Right! I would've been perfect to marry Rock Hudson or like one of those guys. What do I care? I'm always busy. I've got a lot of on my plate.

Larry: Wouldn't it bother you, the guy would have no romance with you?

Kathy: Not really, because I'm on the side with Jose the gardener—everybody's happy, everybody wins!

This is only the tip of the homo iceberg.  Kathy throws herself at Anderson Cooper, who could barely compose himself as he and Larry both let out an exhausted, “Kathy, Kathy, Kathy…” See the clip below. If you would like to watch more of the Kathy Griffin madness, click here to download the podcast.