"American Idol"'s David Hernandez is a man of mystery and gay intrigue
The Top 8 Men of American Idol will take the stage tonight with hopes of dazzling the masses with more cheesy renditions of songs they've never heard before ... but there's question as to whether one of the contestants will even make it to showtime thanks to a new scandal that's popped up. Idol hopeful David Hernandez is in the news once again and just like last time it has nothing to do with his smooth singing style. After being outed as having worked in a gay bar (allegedly) and surviving the gaggle of Internet gossip hounds his suit of scandal armour will be tested once again thanks to new allegations that he was a male stripper. Associated Press is reporting that Hernandez worked for 3 years as a stripper at Dick's Cabaret (how imaginative) where he appeared "fully nude and performed lap dances" for the mostly male patrons.
With a resume that includes buzz words like Dick and Burn (the Phoenix gay bar he maybe-kinda-sorta worked at) he may have more to worry about than whether or not Simon Cowell likes his performance. So is this enough to give David the old boot from the show? If you recall, Diva In Training Frenchie Davis was cut from the competition back in Season 2 for having posed in lingerie for an adult website so rocking out with your ... (well, you know the saying) will at least have to be addressed by the Producers, don't you think? Believe me I'm no prude and this only makes me want to watch him more, but American Idol is after all a wholesome family show with millions of children watching and voting from week to week, so I'm sure Fox wants to uphold the highest of standards and continue to produce role models for the next generation ... *cough* Jessica Sierra *cough* Discuss, and be sure to check out our brand-new Idol Chat vlog for more. Submitted by on Tue, 2008-03-04 13:56. |
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AI & FOX only care about ratings
The Frenchie Davis situation
I for one...
I know Fox isn't going to kick David off and that the Frenchie sitch was different but its fun to watch how all over the map Fox can be about the line they like to draw.
It's ridonk.
I'll have to start watching "American Idol"
With regard to Hernandez, my view is that this is beyond ridiculous and part of me believes that AI now knows enough from the onset to best milk these "discoveries." I don't know enough about Frenchie Davis to opine, but I do remember Antonella Barba and her internet pictures last season. Both the show and the girl milked that too death. Since she was really hot, she was treated like royalty for working through it.
For his sake, and mine as I now want to watch just because I did not know they had cute guys on, I hope that there are no pictures of a naked Hernadez around (which is almost inconceivable in this day and age) as it could get dicy. While I can't fathom that AI wants the bad publicity that would likely come from removing a contestant for previous work, I am sure that the contestants sign away their lives, so they can probably get kicked off without even having to state cause, so the'll use their own radar which I hope is better than those who guide Nuke.
From what I hear from my friends, AI is already treading on thin ice with the gays, so if the guy gets canned for working with the gays or work in product geared to the gays, the gays and non-crazed freaks may revolt.
That gay for pay cyclist from Big Brother 9 still still alive and kicking in the hellish BB9 house, which airs in what used to be known as the Tiffany network due to "class." When I think of Fox I still think of When Animals Attack and even recently for almsot airing that OJ interview.
Fox better not do anything to give me a cause. Let the hottie sing. I hope that it's 80s night. David go for broke and sing I Touch Myself by Divinyls. I love how the AP is becoming the new go-to source for gossip "confirmation," which used to be The Enquirer was for.
Of course...
Of course its all known ahead of time and they milk all this publicity for every second they can. PS - who cares if the kid's a stripper or gay or a ghost, if he can blow... he can blow! Thank you Randy Jackson for giving that phrase a whole new meaning.
If someone does the Divinyls, I'll piddle. I worked it out to that song in my day. Loves...
As for Big Brother, it's almost unwatchable right now... at least without one of those surgeons face masks.
I found this poll about who's on our team...
...on another blog (are we allowed to say that?)
http://www.queerty.com/which-american-idol-guys-scream-queen-20080219/
The leading vote getters are, in order: Danny (no kidding!), Colton (who said he looked like Ellen, so not much surprise there either), David A. (his fondness for showtunes, Mariah & Celine seems to point him in that direction), David H. (the poll was started before the recent "scandal"), Jason Y. (with the skunk hair stripe) and Garrett (a Leif Garrett look-alike who sings Neil Sedaka... hmmm).
Some of the comments are pretty funny.
"I was having a hard time finding the straight ones!! Ohmigod it was like karaoke night at West Hollywood’s Fiesta Cantina - sure there are some straight guys there but they are few and far between."
"I am kind of confused by all the gay emo kids running around on this season."
"You forgot the gayest (and most affected) guy on the show: Ryan Seacrest."
"Mystery" Over: David will sing tonight on AI!
An AI Executive Producer corfirms that the man of the second will be performing tonight.
http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Great-American-Idol/Idol-Finalist-Stripper/800034834
This one is directed to those who have followed the show this year. Is david any good? All I know to date is that there is that cute kid, a nasty nurse who needs to be put down, that Irish chick with the previous record contract, and a boring blond Carly Simonish girl who looks like a less classy version of the hottest/baddest character on TV: Lost's Juliet.
It would be great if David could really sing, dance, and even had some personality to boot as I am easy and with DVR technology, it will be a pleasure to discover someone to root for besides the cool kid.
For now I bid adieux to continue listening to I Touch Myself. To listen to the song. That's all ;-)
you forgot,
Failure