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Liveblogging Make Me a Supermodel: Reality's Requisite Makeover Edition

Welcome to Week 2 of Bravo's Make Me a Supermodel Livebog! If you missed any of last week's premiere, read our recap and familiarize yourselves with the models and pick your favorites because tonight the competition heats up as one model is eliminated.

Earlier today we teased you with a few photos from tonight's makeover episode featuring Model's only gay contestant Ronnie Kroell. In the Reality Show Handbook there's a whole chapter on formulaic requirements and topping that list for modeling competitions is The Makeover. Top Model wouldn't let their girls walk the runway with a Supercut or a $20 weave so why would Make Me a Supermodel?

I'm intrigued to see what they do with the male models because if I'm being honest, both Frankie Fawcett and Casey could use a trim. What about the boys who are closely shorn like Prison Ben and Perry Talks a Lot; Is there a Bic Razor in their future or better yet Britney style extensions? The possibilities are endless so enjoy the show, refresh often and share your thoughts on Episode 2 of Make Me a Supermodel.

 

11:00PM EST: And we're back to find out who's at risk of being eliminated next week. The tension is high and only 4 models remain. Dominic is called out for still being stiff (and his attitude sucks - the shame spiral has begun spinnin out of control). Poor Jay can't seem to pull himself out of the dumps. Could it have anything to do with the fact that he looks like a drag queen in that makeup? Ben's being criticized for holding back and not being confident enough...

So who's in the Bottom 3? This week it's Prison Ben (say what?) joining Bottom 3 regulars Dominic and Katy. It's up to you America. Here is the information needed to vote for who you want to stay another week and be made into a Supermodel.

To Vote For Katy: Call 1-866-I-WANT-01 or Text #3 to 5-1555

To Vote For Prison Ben: Call 1-866-I-WANT-02 or Text #3 to 5-1555

To Vote For Dom: Call 1-866-I-WANT-03 or Text #3 to 5-1555

Ronnie must have been crushed when he heard his roomie was on the chopping block. I don't get it, his stiffness is part of his charm don't you think? I'm pretty sure it's time for Dom to go but I'm worried about Katy. Who's the voting audience? With Idol we know it's 14 year old girls but in this case is it us? Are gay men the deciding vote? I hope so because none of us want Ronnie to be alone in this competition... right? Let the Bromance blossom!

Until next week I turn it over to you. Tell us what you thought of tonight's episode and who you'd like to see stay and who you're dying to see leave.

 

10:55PM EST: It's January 14th (in case you're still trying to stalk them in NYC) and that means it's time for some catwalking. Richie Rich and Traver Rains aka HEATHERETTE are in the house! You have no idea how much I adored Richie Rich in the early '90s and I may or may not have stalked him at Limelight... I'm just sayin'.

Last week there were more packages than a box store on that runway and tonight it looks like they're continuing that tradition.

Quick thoughts on the boys outfits: Casey is first down the runway and he's looking fierce; Jay's winning the battle of the bulge (yowza!); Dom's doing his best Brokeback; Frankie looks like he just stepped out of Braveheart (let's hope Mel Gibson is nowhere in sight); Perry looks a little like Jaye Davidson in Stargate; Prison Ben's working the Jane Child facial chain in his duct tape bondage gear and I need someone to fan me... I've got the vapors; Ronnie sporting some skimpy madras shorts and a Heatherette shirt made for a toddler; tennis anyone?;

Out of the girls Stephanie is adorable; Aryn's walk is heinous; Shannon looks like an ostrich but the clothes are killer; Jackie's swan wedding gown was stunning; Katy stole Amanda Lepore's breasts to fill that dress and finally Holly's flapper fabulous!

During the judging Ronnie is called out for having a huge crush on Prison Ben. Give the guy a break already! Niki calls them Bosom Buddies but Judge Corey calls them "Prison Buddies". Hey, call it what you want as long as we get to see more of it.

Deliberations are harsh this week but Ronnie, Aryn are the cats meow and safe this week! Miss Jackie is walking away with a win. Who's in the Bottom 3? We'll find out after the break.

 

10:40PM EST: The models suffer through Week 2 of weigh-in and measurements. Miss Debbie compliments Ronnie on his new James Dean hair. It is dashing and I have to say that it goes well with his red face when Debbie calls him out for admiring Ben's body. Those two are workout buds, how cute.

Dinner time and they're laying it all out on the table. Aryn is put on guard after getting called out for being a weak model. Ronnie calls Dom out as the weakest link and Dom thinks its sheer intimidation but once others start chiming in he gets pissed.

Ronnie has the biggest crush on Prison Ben and I can't stand how adorable it is. It's a total BROMANCE and Ben doesn't seem to mind at all. He's secure enough to tease Ronnie and he obviously loves the attention. Here comes trouble!

 

10:30PM EST: The makeovers continue and it's time for the boys to get waxed! I'll kiss the first one that screams out "oooooh Kelly Clarkson!" Sweet lord, the vision of Perry Talks A Lot and Casey getting waxed and holding hands was quite the sight! Makes me want to get waxed... or not!

They're off to their first challenge and they're taking flight this week! It's a photoshoot that requires everyone to get all dolled up in dressees and suits. Ronnie's first up and his hair is crazy Chris Isaak/James Dean and looking sharp in his suit. Prison Ben was having a hard time getting his energy up. Could it have anything to do with his junk being hoisted up to his chin?

The girls are nailing this shoot and looking flawless in the process.

Perry just grabbed his junk mid-air and I really hate that I'm digging this kid. What do you guys think? Is Perry a windbag or can you forgive all of his chatter because of his thuggish looks and attitude?

Can you guys tell Frankie and Casey apart yet? Everytime I think I have them figured out Mary Kate and Ashley fool me.

Ronnie and Jessi were the photographers favorite and Ben, Jay and Katy were her least faves. I'd have to agree.

 

10:15PM EST: Back at the loft everyone is looking back on their time on the show and somehow the girls all think that Dom is a shoo-in for getting the boot. They're doing eliminations Apprentice style, only the Bottom 3 are going back for judging which means everyone else sits home on pins and needles.

Niki's not looking so good but her looks are much better than her fake sad/concerned delivery. Take a tip from Tyra and learn the art of faking it. America voted and Katy is the first model saved. That means its down to Sarah and Dominic.

"Sarah we can't make you a supermodel." Who comes up with these catchphrases? Everyone give a polite beauty pageant wave to poor Sarah. I can't say that I'm sad to see her go because really this show is all about the men!

Back at the loft Dom and Katy return to cheers! If Dom gives another "yeah" I'm hitting mute and starting the shame spiral for voting to keep him. Fake testosterone is something that each of these boys will regret later on. Bravado is so last year.

The kids meet David the head of New York Model Management at Salon Cutler for their makeover consultations. Frankie Fawcett should be afraid of David's clippers because those flowy locks are not long for this world.

Tyson and Niki in the house! Hello, it took 11 minutes for them to give Ronnie some screentime. What's that all about? The man was looking debonaire with his slicked back do.

Holly's getting a Twiggy cut and it looks so damn cute! That hair is New York baby! Everyone's makeovers look great but sadly there is no serious shockers. Make Me a Supermodel is playing it safe.

10:00PM EST: The fates of Sarah, Katy, and Dominic were left in our well manicured hands America, so I hope you voted to save your favorite. I'm not afraid to share my votes so I'm letting you know that I personally voted once (or a dozen times) for Dom (so he best not be going anywhere). Fingers crossed!

Who's it going to be?

 

9:45PM EST: Welcome back, everybody - I hope you're ready for some drama because we're about to find out who will be the first vision of beauty sent packin'.

 

brian's picture

pttth!

I love any elimination where a person who isn't eliminated consoles the loser by saying "You're so beautiful". "No matter what, I still think you're hot!"

I'm holding you personally responsible for this, Dan. 

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ohustjake's picture

haha

I agree. I would be so pissed if they were like "oh Jake, it's okay! You're so bueaitul and hot!". No thanks.
brian's picture

heh

I like how when they strapped ronnie into the Aerial Undies of Doom and he said "watch the junk". Uh, don't worry ... we will.
ohustjake's picture

I just noticed that on

I just noticed that on bravotv.com - if you read the models blogs you can pretty much figure out who is in the bottom 3 already. 
brian's picture

good call!

Verrrrry interesting...
brian's picture

oh. my. god.

They look like the missing gay gang from The Warriors. "The Chelsea Cha-Chas"?
Dan McCallum's picture

Warriors Come Out And Plaaaayyyyyy

Brian, big smooch for the Warrior reference. I couldn't quite put my finger on whether they were more Warriors or more Xanadu staking team (at the opening of the Club Xanadu). I think you're right though with The Chelsea Cha-Chas!

I'm still trying to wrap my head around Ben being in the Bottom 3. It's crap because if you recall America voted him into the competition so obv America is going to do it again and secure his spot.

 

ohustjake's picture

Exactly. America likes Ben,

Exactly. America likes Ben, as do I. I will vote for him personally! I'm such a fan boy.
springintoaction's picture

Awesome liveblog and I am shocked: I am loving this show

When I first saw the previews before it aired, this show looked like it would be dead on arrival (that honor goes to Dancer War - So bad, it's bad) but I am loving this show so much!!!!!

In no time, it's my favorite competition right now as, to me, PR4 is missing something this season. I am also impressed by the show's rich look, that they are not doing an annoying live show, and that they manage to be confident enough to film/air within a week.  

I am even embracing Niki as her voice is less "pitchy" (Adbulism) than Klune's; I've forgiven Bautista for his initial lack of recognition that Holly rocks, and actually like long face judge as she seems nice and at the top of her game.

No need to apologize about Perry. I am a huge fan and think that he'll let loose. He and Ronnie are the guys to beat as for as I am concerned. With Prison Ben as my darkhorse due to his bromance (which will keep him on the show) and that he's so likable.

Casey/Frankie issues: I can tell them apart because of the ringing sounds of Welcome to the Jungle that I hear every time Casey appears. The make-over solidified his Axl Rose clone look. Frankie Fawcett only stands out due to his Tickle Me Elmo giggles no matter what is happening.

Ronnie/Ben: Just adorable and could not have wished for a better rep. than Ronnie as he has a personality to spare, and can take this whole thing as the winner will be a male as (unusual sexist comment coming from me) women voters rarely support one another unless it's young girls that watch American Idol. I knew that last week a woman would go home, even though (our first lovers quarrel Dan) I though that "full of excuses/one look Dom" should have been booted. 

This week the producers did their best to say, send anyone but Ben home with their footage. It would be like drowining kittens. Due to the (sorry second sexist remark coming) female not supporting other women theory, Dom may squeek by again even though I think that he should go. I put my life on the line here that Ben will not go.

I don't think that it was terrible choice to put him there as his walk is odd and also "suffers" from something I think makes him so hot. His face always says (to me) "strong/vulnerable man walking :-)"  I would have put Jay there, instead of Jay as I don't see anything there, but he smiled, hid the chicken leg issue (a deal breaker), and the show is into rewarding any improvement. 

I think that they did the same on the female side it's a Jacki/Holly showdown, but I gave given Holly the edge again yesterday.

I freaking love this show but have to figure out how to watch it with you boys as I've watched it the day after via DVR, which also prevents me from voting.

Awesome job Dan..... but can you do something about those millionnaire lady matchmaker promos.  She scares me an reminds me of that female wrestler who I am zoning out on. She showed her manly ways in Playboy a few years back 

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Hephaestion's picture

I am in love with Ronnie Kroell

Ha.  That Ronnie Kroell is the hottest thing to come down the pike in a while!  I love the fact that he is well-liked by the bevvy of straight guys on the show with him, and that they all accept and think it cute that he has a crush on Ben, who flirts with him and thinks he's the best-looking guy in the competition.  I'd love to see them have an arm-wrestling competition because here is a time when the gay guy would rule supreme over all the straight guys in an arm-wrestling competition.  Ronnie is the only model with muscles on this show... the other guys have the pecs of 13 year olds.  Only Ronnie actually looks like a man.  I'm not sure why modelling industry folks always think models have to be rail thin.  They need to break out of that box.


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