Liveblogging Make Me a Supermodel (Episode 1.03): The Bondage Between Models

Welcome to Week 3 of the Make Me a Supermodel Liveblog! All week we've been teasing you with posts about Ronnie Kroell's superstar status and the very homoerotic coupling of Perry and Casey that will surely set tongues a waggin' tonight! Last week we learned that Perry likes to grab his crotch, that the art of being beautiful can get ugly when personal, and that Ronnie and Prison Ben are in a serious bromance.

Tonight we will find out if the show can continue to wet our appetite for flesh, if Ronnie will continue to dominate the competition or if he'll go all fetal at the possibility of Prison Ben being eliminated. It's sure to be a skintastic adventure so let's get ready for Week 3 of Make Me a Supermodel!

Just click on through the jump and refresh often for up-to-the-minute sass...

11:00PM EST: Ronnie/Shannon, Casey/Perry are the first teams to be announced as safe. Perry is also named the winner for not being afraid to go gay. Let's be honest no matter how much we love Ronnie, that shoot with Perry and Casey was fraktastic!

I hate that they made us (and Frankie Fawcett) sweat it out until after the commerial break to find out who's in danger this week... Jay, Aryn, and Holly are in the Bottom 3.

Remember America, our votes determine which models stay and which one goes back to that pretty gene pool in the sky.

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Wow, I had completely different expectations for tonight's episode. I thought it was just going to be one big frolicking good time with some leather thrown in for fun but now that the show's over I have mixed feelings. Sure watching Perry and Casey was unbelievable but I think my issue lies with Prison Ben's character.

I really had him pegged as an upstanding Southern Gentleman but having heard that he's kind of led Ronnie on with false hope and then to learn of his closeness with Aryn is bothersome. I'm really not trying to make judgements but I as a viewer felt a little let down. Thankfully it seems like all the boy needed was to hear his sweet Wife's voice to straighten him out.

Poor Ronnie, he's got to know that it's never going to happen right? Honey, we've all been there and believe me it never pans out the way you thought it would. There's only heartache and pain (cue Foreigner) if you can't resolve to just be great friends. There's no harm crushing on the straight boy as long as it remains a crush.

So what did you guys think about tonight's show? Am I way off for feeling like I do about PB? What do you think about this week's Bottom 3 and who are you going to vote to keep? Let's hear about it in the comments section folks. I cannot wait until next week...

10:55PM EST: Niki's back to tell them about their Catwalk Assignment: Equestrian with a Fetish Twist (think JPG and McQueen). Everyone's keeping the same pairs they had for their photoshoot (lucky Holly and Frankie) and she wants to see that smouldering sexiness continue onto the runway. Fancy that, so do I!

Chips, Dip, Chains, Whips... bring out the bondage gear!

Ronnie and Shannon are the first ones out and I'm trying not to laugh at his "horse" walk. I'm loving the Victorian collar but not feeling him pulling her hair. The girls strut on out and it's lesbian kisses all around which is making Tyson a happy boy. I almost made a comment about how easily straight men are turned on at the sight of two women kissing but then thought of all the comments I made earlier about Perry and Casey being all up in each other's business.

Holly and Frankie drop all the backstage drama and work the hell out of that runway! They still don't look great together but the actual walking is pretty great. I really like Holly for some reason, am I alone? Katy and Prison Ben hit the stage and are lifeless (but you know I'd still ride that Prison Pony). Hey now! Aryn and Jay got a little aggressive and in his Mummy outfit it kind of worked.

Then there was Perry and Casey who just couldn't break character. During deliberations the talk got a little sketchy though. Not that I mind their comments and jokes about the gay antics but I'm sure there's someone out there that will. If I'm guessing, it's the "Sorry Dad" line from Casey that will be most offensive. Like I was saying, I wasn't reading into Perry and Casey jokng around as intentionally homophobic - it just seemed more like a reflex reaction to being put on the spot (on national television). What do you guys think?

Oh yeah, and Tyson it does take a real man to kiss another man like that!

10:40PM EST: Holly's in tears over having been put into a sexual sitch with Frankie and before you know it he's calling her out for having to get drunk in order to work. Hi, harsh much? This is like a bad divorce movie, all calling people out for having to get wasted before being able to get in bed with your partner.

Wait, could they have switched topics faster? NEXT SCENE: Off to Studio X where they meet the pretty boy trainer Clay Burwell who's giving these boys a workout. Shirtless running and jumping all over each other. I need to join this gym STAT! I say this as a I type, watch TV and eat Gingerbread Rice Pudding. A picture of health.

Aryn's out there whining about having to work out, oh its so sad that you're thin AND beautiful. I feel for you.

Back at the loft everyone finds out that they get to call home tonight. Ronnie and Frankie are asking Prison Ben how he'll feel about telling his wife about today's sexual shoot. Within seconds she's crying because she misses him and thankfully it looks like there's hope that PB won't do her wrong. I absoloved him talking to her about Ronnie.

PB: "Ronnie and I are good friends"
PB's Wife: "Yeah I know..."
PB: "Not gay friends, good friends!"

For a second I forgot that she's watching the show at the same time as we are (almost live) so she knows all about the bromance! Cute, I think.

Tears from Aryn, blah blah blah. Does she not know how these reality shows work? There is temptation and there is liquor. This isn't Make Me a Smokin Hot Nun! Deal with your boyfriend issues.

10:30PM EST: PHOTO SHOOT ASSIGNMENT: SEXUAL CHEMISTRY

The gang meet photographer Diana Scheunemann who explains that the challenge is more about acting than modeling but I can't concentrate on anything because she's working that eye makeup and it's all shiny. Tyson just warned some of the boys that they might get a little excited -- so I'll warn all of you at home of the same thing. Hands...

First up Ben and Katy who are chewing each others lips, panties, and getting all freaky on us. They're hot together, especially when Katy chomps on his nipple. Oh that Wife just threw her television out the window.

Next are Jay and Aryn who's shoot is a little less sexy than it is Maxim skanky. There really is no chemistry and between her dirty wet hair and his excuses I'm over it.

Well it wouldn't be a reality show without random girl on girl action (check last night's premiere of Real World/Road Rules Gauntlet 3 for reference) and the victims tonight are hotties Stephanie and Jacki who are more than comfortable dominating each other in bed. This is so hot and sensual... oh no, there's a banana!

I'm so calling all of my lesbian friends right now and telling them that they can finally abandon The L Word!

Frankie and Holly hit the bed and I take a nap. Poor Holly, she like the rest of the girls are so over Frankie Fawcett. OMG Holly's waiting until she's married to have sex. Donna Martin Party of One Two!

Here's what we've been waiting for! Perry and Casey aka The Dynamic Duo of Sexy are such sports for being so into this gay shoot and after a minute of giggling they were all over each other!

Favorite Quote so far:

Diana: "I'm not too sure about the lollipop because that could look a little gay."

Casey: "Really? Because we wouldn't want that!"

So tongue in cheek - which reminds me. Perry and Casey are still in bed and now they're licking, biting, pinching each others nipples and tying each other up. I've died and gone to heaven. Shocker that Perry had to mention his girlfriend back home to counter the gayness but I'll let it slide because this is all sorts of hot!

Last is the pairing of Ronnie and Shannon which is not only believable on screen but smokin' hot as well. With that macho persona and his new hair all I can think about right now is how good Ronnie would look in a '50s print ad or better yet an episode of Mad Men. For those model obsessed fans out there, how much does Sarah look like Michele Hicks? Right!

Diana chose Jay and Aryn as well as Holly and Frankie as the worst pairs while Ronnie and Shannon along with Casey and Perry scored big points. Commercial Break!

10:15PM EST: Prison Ben and Katy (who is starting to look more and more like Joss Stone every episode) head back to the loft and I'm waiting for the music to swell and a big running embrace between our two lovebirds Ronnie and PB. Hugs all around.

Look at Ronnie all glowing! It's so cute or so I thought. Ronnie starts talking about how he really has genuine feelings for PB and while he knows he's straight, he feels some glimmer of hope. Apparently Ben has mentioned that he would experiment with a man if the drinks and the mood took him. OH NO!

But wait, it gets worse! I'm even more shocked to find out that innocent PB isn't all sweet Mr. Prison Guard after all. He's all cute and cozy with Ronnie and Aryn (not to mention that wife back home). OH HELL TO THE NO!

Ugh, don't be a sleeze Prison Ben, I had high hopes for you.

10:05PM EST: So before we find out who's being kicked out we get a quick glimpse of Dominic going all crazy ass and defensive trying to figure out who's been bad mouthing him. Like it matters dude, they have no say in if you stay or go. Settle.

Aw, 2 minutes in and a shot of Ronnie and PB in their bedroom. Ronnie's so cute, asking if PB needs him to hold his hand during eliminations. They're so BFF's I can't stand it.

Can we get on with it already, tell us who's going home so we can get to Perry and Casey wrasslin' in bed! Corey, Niki, Tyson and Jennifer say their final words and finally sadly Dominic is going home.

*I do a full on Roger Rabbit (I'd do the Soulja Boy but I'm old and I barely know what that is) in anticipation of Ronnie seeing Prison Ben walking through that door.

I love that Dominic said that he would have to make himself a Supermodel and then blamed losing on getting poor coaching on his walk. Riiiiight, that's why you're going home. Dom never really stood out in this competition did he? I remember watching the casting special and based on looks alone I thought maybe he could be contender but could I have been more wrong? He was just snoresville. Oh well, moving on...

9:45PM EST: Just a warning, tonight's episode is going to be kinky boots! It's guy on guy, guy on girl, girl on girl and plenty of leather to go around so I want to see all hands on deck at all times. No funny business. Place your last minute bets... who's going home? Katy, Prison Ben or Cowboy Dom? See you at 10!