Liveblogging Make Me a Supermodel (Episode 1.05): Bryant Park Tents Are So Not For Camping

If Sarah, Dominic, and most recently Aryn thought leaving Make Me a Supermodel was soul crushing, wait until tonight as they watch their comrades of couture work one of fashion's most important events, Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.
That wise sage and philosopher Kate Moss once said: "I'll never forget that show season. It was completely mad. I was staying between Christy and Naomi's rooms and it was all limos and the Ritz Hotel and all that kind of business."
While our Supermodel hopefuls are a far cry from that level of fame there's no denying that their turn on the catwalk will be pure fandemonium. This week is all about Bryant Park so Project Runway needs to step aside and let the newbies take centerstage as reality royalty. Welcome to the Make Me a Supermodel Liveblog Week 5!
11:00PM EST: Somehow there are only the 4 models left standing. Once again they've excluded some of them from the reveal and I'm so annoyed by that.
Frankie, Ronnie, Katy and Jacki stand there as Tyson show's his disappointment. It's like being scolded by your Father.
Are you ready for this? The Bottom 3 this week are Ronnie... What? For one bad week? They're on crack. Frankie Fawcett and Katy (once again).

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I really am pretty shocked that our boy Ronnie is at risk of going home this week. He's done so well week after week that it seems pointless to throw him into the Bottom 3 this early in the competition. Jacki should have filled that 3rd slot in my opinion.
What do you guys think? Did the Judges get it right or completely wrong in Week 5? Let's chat in the comments section... but first get yourselves to the phones and online to SAVE RONNIE KROELL!

10:55PM EST: CATWALK ASSIGNMENT: NYC DOWNTOWN GRUNGE - Everyone seems really excited for this so called "look" but I can't help think, huh? Grunge? That doesn't really sum up an image that is supposed to portray confidence.
First down the runway is Holly in a killer biker jacket and flowy skirt. She looks fierce. Perry's in some knit zipper dress looking thing that's doing nothing for his physique. Jacki's boring (and probably farting). Katy was weak until she hit the end of the runway and she gave this little half wink that just won me over. Shannon fades away for some reason and her teeth are distracting me. Bad outfit choice btw. Stephanie looks like a serial killer. Ronnie's got the worst sweater on I've ever seen. I'd rather he came out in a Holiday Sweater with felt appliques all over it. Hideous. Prison Ben is working a dirty wife beater and I gotta say, it's working for me. Frankie looked like a little kid in his Mother's hoodie and finally, Casey has really improved his walk and his recent success is all in his eyes, the boys got a good stare.
This week the Judges are taking Jacki, Shannon, Ronnie, Frankie, Katy and almost everyone to task. They're getting tough and bitchy. I love it! Wow, they really only liked Holly, Casey and Ben.
Deliberations: Ronnie can't win this week. He's either too All American or too stiff or too bubbly. Is he letting his relationship with PB get in the way? He came into the game so focused that it's sad to see him crumble before our eyes.
Did anyone else notice how they didn't critique Perry at all? What's that mean? Everyone is called back so let's find out.
Holly, Ben, and Casey are the Tops this week with Ben pulling out a win! Tyson said that there are 4 models left. Where is PERRY?


10:40PM EST: Ronnie wakes up and shares with a shirtless Ben some of his real thoughts on the other models in the house but it always comes back to PB and Ronnie somehow making it to the final two.
CATWALK ASSIGNMENT: BOYS CATWALK - The guys head out and meet designer R. Scott French. The girls are in the audience and ready to watch the men walk the walk. First up is Casey and damn he's got some good hair. Ronnie's next and for some reason one of his outfits is straight out of gay Star-Trek. Perry killed it. He's so tough and hot out there on the runway. Frankie looked pretty good but had too much make up on. Loved how he mentioned that he just had no thoughts in his head... SHOCKER! Prison Ben really has improved on his walk. It's damn near modelicious.
Scott French liked Frankie and Ben best; He thought Perry was too cocky (that's what (s)he said); Ronnie is too wholesome but Casey has great potential. It went by way too fast. I need to rewind but can't... must press on.
Over to Studio X where Clay Burwell gives the gang a work out. First though he nails Katy for smoking and Ronnie for having supposed love handles. If Ronnie's got love handles I'm the Michellin Man! Clay singles out Katy, Casey and Frankie as being the three problems in the group. Is that a hint at the Bottom 3?
Everyone's together at the house so you know what that means... time for some bad mouthing. This time it's Katy (again) who they lay into for not putting in an effort and for being too big to be a model. Perry's the only one who actually says something intelligent here when he tells the group that most women would kill for her body. Sadly when Jacki say's that in modeling there are different standards, it's the hard truth.

10:30PM EST: Hardass Debbie is back and telling everyone that they are not good enough to handle the runway. She rips Katy apart then they lays into Stephanie. Who is this woman again? All I know is that each week she comes in and goes all drill sergeant on these kids, she's fabulous! In my mind she's Eileen Brennan in Private Benjamin! Prison Ben hits the runway all shirtless and hot and for the first time nails it! Ronnie's being criticized and Debbie asks him if that's how he would walk to pick up a man. To help out his buddy, Prison Ben coaxes Ronnie down the runway.
CATWALK ASSIGNMENT: GIRLS CATWALK - The ladies get their task and it's modeling for FORM, a new label in NYC at Fashion Week. There's lots of hoods and pink. Holly is the first one down the catwalk and she looks great. Shannon looks half dead. Steph has some attitude but nothing to match the sour puss on Jacki. FORM loved Holly (yeah, I want good things for this girl). FORM's worst picks were Shannon and Katy.
Back at the loft, Katy goes to bed and the kids play "Most Likely To." Ronnie starts the ball rolling and soon everyone is ganging up on Perry as the most likely to... be an ass (a hot one at that). It gets a little ugly but they just went to commercial so we can only imagine how nasty this game really got!
I'll play along... The model most likely to ruin another model's life... PRISON BEN for always leading Ronnie on week after week.
Your turn. Pick a Most Likely To and post it in the comments section! Have fun.

10:15PM EST: The show starts and I've already thrown up a little in my mouth. Shirtless Frankie Fawcett is cooking eggs and he hasn't showered. Hair net please...
Niki and the rest of the Judges have gathered along with our Bottom 3 to find out who's going home. America voted and Katy is safe. That leaves the boys. It's gotta be Jay right? Yup, Casey is safe and Jay is being sent home. Apparently they had him participate in Fashion Week so that no one would be able to leak who was sent home prior to the broadcast tonight. Project Runway usually does a similar thing where more designers show than are actually up for the prize. Speaking of, follow Brian's liveblogging from the PR Fashion Show Friday morning!
Back at the loft: Seriously, if I have to see one more week of these models sitting around at breakfast bad mouthing each other I swear I'm not tuning in until 10:10 from now on. It's always so and so is fat or so and so is lazy. The bad mouthing between the sexes is getting a little too intense as well. These are the biggest backstabbing reality contestants on reality television at the moment. Play nice kids!
Katy walks back into the house first and crickets chirp and a tumbleweed blows past Ronnie. No one cares if this girl comes back week after week. She's gotta feel the love... WHAT!
Assignment time! The models head to Bryant Park (who knew?) and Niki greets them and tells them that the whole assignment is about fashion week AND they get to sit in on a show and watch real models work it!
Ronnie's crying because he's so happy. I was just thinking "where's Ben to comfort Ronnie?" and then BAM it's Ronnie and Ben all suited up and practicing walking in their room. God they're so codependent! I'm so not shocked that these two soul mates share a birthday. Frick and Frack!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONNIE KROELL!
Great, a nice birthday moment turns sour when Jacki shows off her other talent... farting. Time for a break.
10:00PM EST: And we're live! If you looked at the pictures I posted from Bryant Park earlier this week then you know that Jay, Casey, and Katy (our Bottom 3 last week) all participated in Fashion Week. I'm intrigued to see how they swing that one considering someone was supposed to be going home. Let's see...

9:45PM EST: I've got my laptop ready, my sunglasses on, and I just sat down between Mischa and Mary Kate. If I fall behind (or asleep) I'm poised and ready to pull my best Patsy Stone and lay a smackdown on one of these two if need be: "Help me you bitch!" See you in a few...
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