Last week on The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, her highness moved into a modeling house and once again tormented her loyal and adoring models by pitting them against the newbies to see who stays and who goes. 

Janice gives Christian a bitch love tap

This week we pick up right where we left off; the current models are losing their minds.  Maurice, Dominic, CC and Crystal have their panties in a bunch but it's Christian that gets slapped across the face for making fun of Martin Ritchie.  Why do people put up with her Mommie Dearest schtick?  Seriously, someone needs to slap her back! You can't run a business and go around slapping your employees, period.  She's ridiculous and I'm sorry I love it.

Before we move on, I guess I have to address the fact that my newest TV Boyfriend and I have already broken up.  I'm fine, send money instead of flowers if you must but we're through.  If you haven't heard, JDMA's deaf and gay model and my now TV Ex has a hidden past.  That's right kids, Martin Ritchie has been in porn.  (Sorry, can't link to it here, but Google him and you'll find it.)

Sure, it's nothing new for Janice to have a gay porn model in her agency but it was too much for me to handle so we're through.  I live in Massachusetts folks, I'm part Pilgrim what can I tell ya?

Alright, you can Google away and come back when you've satisfied the curiosity (if you must) but I'm moving forward kiddies!

The first night in the house is Modeling 101 which consists of stripper poles, weight consultations and yeast infections.  It's like college all over again! 

The newest house hottie, Chandler Maness is on the verge of taking over as the model showing the most skin (sorry Kehoe).  Whether he's brushing his teeth shirtless or dancing with a cowboy boot while wearing nothing but a towel, the kid is not too shabby and like Xian he'd give me plenty motivation to work out with the boy as well.

At the Nicolita shoot, there's drama because CC shows up late (her Aunt Flo paid a visit) and Traci brings her "acting manager" along and Janice assumes its so she can be in porn.  Nope, that's the gay boys job. While the drama was ridiculous I will say that it gave birth to the best line of the night from Janice herself: "Traci's already on thin ice - I wish she was thin on thin ice but she's not..."  Hi-lar-ious!  I guess it doesn't matter that the girls all look fantastic in their 40's pinup looks at this point because Janice has once again ruined a perfectly good shoot.

Janice almost eats Polina

Back at the model house, Janice decides to throw a party for all the models to make them feel appreciated... oh I'm sorry did I say appreciated?  I mean humiliated.  She takes Traci aside and almost kicks her out for wanting to be an actress and model.  She gives her 2 weeks to finally lose the weight or she's gone.  She rips CC apart in front of the entire staff for being late and having "a blood bath downstairs" then for butting in on Janice's meeting with newbie Polina.

Finally she puts the hens at bay and lets everyone know that Maurice and Crystal will move into the house as mentors to the new crop.  Kehoe, always looking for screen time begs Janice to let him move in because supposedly he's sleeping in his car.  She's such a sucker because she let's the boy in.  I'm expecting fireworks between Kehoe and Chandler before the hour's over.

Chandler, Danny, Payton and Kehoe

After the break there's a Kentucky Jeans casting which means that we finally get some underwear shots!  Christian, Dominci, Marin, Chandler and Kehoe were chosen as the boys and the girls picked were Dominique and Polina.  Chandler and Polina and killing it!

Polina and Maurice: JDMA Drag King and Queen

Further humiliating the models, Janice asks everyone to get drag-licious.  Instead of people just having fun and going with the flow, it of course turned into a fight between Kehoe and Chandler.  Boys whip em out and let us decide who wins!

As the sun sets on another episode of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency we're given the hope of a new day and a nude Kehoe.  This time it looks like Janice might be tossing that kid to the curb for good.  Do any of you guys even want him on the show any longer?  He's so annoying to me that I don't even find him attractive in the slightest which is sad because the boy sure does like being naked.

Overall I'd say it's been a fun start to the season but I don't know that it's been as gay as it could be.  I may have to take that back because when I think about it the only thing that trumps a gay is a deaf gay and even better than that is a deaf gay porn star. 

Let's tally the Gay Score shall we?

Out Gays - 1
Underwear shots - 7
Nudity - 1 (preview only)
Bitchslaps - 1
Drag Show - 1
Man on Man Ass Slapping - 1

Concensus: 5 out of 10 on the gay scale