ATWT video clip update: Will You Marry Me For a Green Card?

If you're an immigrant, it's never a good thing when Homeland Security comes knocking at the door. And that's just what poor ol' plot contrivance Ameera faced today.

Turns out Ameera's name turned up on a terrorist list. I knew she never she should've logged on to Killthegreatsatan.com, but kids these days! Anywho, the Feds haul Ameera off and Nuke and Lily and Holden all pile into the Lovebug to go to her rescue. Even though it was all a mistake, she has to vamoose the U.S. ASAP. Unless...someone is willing to sponsor. The Snyders are willing, but the only one who can is a relative such as, oh, say, a spouse. But wherever will Ameera find a spouse on such notice? (Since she's straight, I think she head on over to eHarmony.com.)

Noah tells Luke he's going to marry Ameera to save her from going to Iraq (wait, hasn't he heard the "surge" is working brilliantly? Downtown Baghdad is practically like downtown Burbank now!) This causes Noah to chew his knuckle pensively as he ponders the Daytime Emmy Van is sure to win for this storyline. He suggests Noah is marrying Ameera to go back into the closet, but when Noah swears how much he loves Luke, all is forgiven and Luke agrees to go along with the plan.

Will Noah fall for Ameera? Will he make a Baghdad Baby with her? Will Luke and Noah ever kiss again? Are any of you still watching? Only time will tell! Here is the whole clip for amusement/frustration.

If you haven't already, check out Dennis' Liveblog from earlier today. You can find earlier liveblogs and video clips over on our ATWT Resource Page.