AfterElton Briefs: UR SO GAY!, and so is the "Zack & Miri" trailer. Nanny do-gooder, and more!

In a continued effort to bring you all that is important in the world of gay entertainment and ensure that you are being spoon-fed images of gorgeous, commoditized manflesh, we present the newly-minted AfterElton Briefs. Following the usual assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear after the jump. Yes, we're serious.

• You're probably familiar with teen sensation Katy Perry's number one hit: "I Kissed a Girl." The song is notable for pedaling faux lesbian titillation to the Disney pre-teen set. Well, Perry has another tune off her debut album that has likewise attracted attention. The track is called "UR SO GAY" and here's some sample lyrics:

"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf"
"While jacking off listening to Mozart"
"You bitch and moan about LA"
"You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys"
"No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like boys"

The song is supposed to be about Perry's metrosexual former boyfriend, but at least some folks have called it "schoolyard homophobia."  Turns out Katee's parents, both evangelical preachers aren't happy with the song either. Said the Mom: "We hate it. It promotes homosexuality, which the Bible clearly states is a sin, and it is shameful and disgusting."  Katy, for her part, must be laughing all the way to the bank.

• Fran Drescher and her ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson are hosting a fundraiser tomorrow night to raise money to help defeat Proposition 8, the November ballot that would ban same-sex marriage in California. Explains Fran: "It's simply un-American not to be tolerant of different lifestyles. If you wanna live in a single-minded, religious-based country you're in the wrong place." Way to go Fran!

Peter Marc Jacobson (left) with Fran Drescher

• Towleroad posted the red band trailer for  Kevin Smith's new movie, Zack & Miri Make a Porno.

From left ot right: Elizabeth Banks, Justin Long, Seth Rogen

The most interesting part is the beginning, where Seth Rogen's character meets up with Mac guy Justin Long (who plays a gay porn star) at a high school reunion:

Rogen: What brings you here?
Long: I'm an actor.
Rogen: Wow. Anything I've seen?
Long: "Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Rogen: All-male casts. Like Glengarry Glenn Ross?
Long: Like Glenn and Gary suck Ross' m***y c***.
Rogen: Is that like a sequel?

You can watch the full trailer here but warning, definitely NSFW!

• And the ironic Sara Palin hilarity continues. Republican VP pick addresses the party faithful at tonight's convention. 

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