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Your Asshat of the Week: Pat Robertson

The 700 Club's grand poobah ran away with the Asshat crown this week.

For all the details on how the Alfred E. Neuman of televangelists bested the other challengers in this week's Asshat Smackdown!, read on!

Why he won: Last week Pat put on his Dear Abby hat and answered a question from a distressed 700 Club viewer who was struggling with how to treat her gay son. Pat's answer? To paraphrase: "Your son's probably not a 'so-called homosexual.' Rather, he was probably abused by a male authority figure such as a coach or counselor, so he thinks something is wrong with his sexuality." (You can watch the full video here).

As you can see from the chart below, clearly the coaching and counseling community formed a formidable voting block this week, carrying Pat to a decisive victory.

Just a few write-in votes this week, the most common being Gordon Ramsey and Maggie Gallagher.

We'll be back with another Smackdown on Wednesday, when your votes will determine which blowhard, homophobe, harridan and/or self-righteous harpie will inherit the Asshat crown next week. Feel like nominating anyone? Please share in the comments!

joeyhegele's picture

KISS my asshat!

I certainly hope Gene Simmons is on next week's poll after his horrible comments about Adam Lambert.

Also, since we have a gay of the week and an asshat of the week, maybe we should have an ally of the week.

My first nominee is Kris Allen who not only showed considerable maturity and respect for Adam throughout the AI contest, but just recently said he was "flattered" by Adam's admission to Rolling Stone of his crush on Kris.  A very sweet and classy guy.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20284690,00.html

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nordic balance's picture

Asshat?

The man looks like an ineptly shaved scrotum.  Maybe 'Jockstrap of the week', or even 'Ballcap of the week' would be more appropriate.

Probably jockstrap - in some quarters over here they're known as nutcases.

woodroad34's picture

Can you imagine God

Can you imagine God muttering to himself: 

"Why is he speaking for me...who asked him to?  Hey, PAT...can't you speak English?  I'm a LOVING God, you asshat! *mumble, mumble*  I need a martini."