Attention homosexuals: We've captured Eureka Springs!

Great news! According to a documentary now being peddled by the American Family Association, us homosexuals have managed to infiltrate the quaint little town of Eureka Springs, Arkansas — turning it into a literal hotbed of homosexual activity by getting homo-sympathizers elected to its city council, sponsoring an annual pride event, and permitting (non-legally binding) civil commitment registration down at city hall. Also, that new candle shop on Main street is pretty suspect.

Clearly, Eureka Springs is the new Sodom! (Or, as the American Family Association website describes it: "The San Francisco of Arkansas.") Unfortunately for us, this hard-hitting AFA-sponsored documentary tells the story "the liberal media will never tell" and exposes how us homosexual agenda pushers managed to overrun this quaint little Arkansas town — so we can't duplicate that success anywhere else in America's God-fearing heartland.

Curses! Those pesky AFA folks foil us at every turn!

For a suggested donation of only $14.95  (or $49.99 if you donate suggestively for a 5-pack!) Christian citizens can get their hands on what amounts to our sinister gay agenda playbook! The AFA suggests its members watch it at home and then share it with their local church and Sunday school class!

Check out the promotional trailer for the documentary after the break.