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Johnny Depp is People's Sexiest Man Alive

According to People Magazine, Johnny Depp is The Sexiest Man Alive in 2009. You won't get any argument from me, I've been a fan of the guy since 21 Jump Street. But honestly, the photo they used for the cover does the man no favors.

It could be because Depp, reclusive, living in France, and flush from Pirates of the Caribbean booty, doesn't often sit for photo shoots. So perhaps that's the best recent photo they could find.

(If you're interested, Depp was #29 on our 2009 AfterElton.com Hot 100 and #8 on our 2009 Hot Men Over 40 list.)

People had a lot better luck with photos of some of their less famous and maybe hungrier contenders. For instance, they got Gilles Marini to pose for this shot ...

.. and People.com even offers up a video of Marini's Vegas inspired photo session. Same thing with Cory Monteith, Matthew Morrison and Mark Salling of Glee...

Love the picture but would have loved to have seen Chris Colfer included.

You can check out photos of all 100 guys on People's Sexiest Men Alive list here.

Moochou's picture

Johnny can do no wrong! And

Johnny can do no wrong!

And I love Chris Colfer, but yeah, even NPH and Adam Lambert hardly made this list, so… you might get the impression that the guys at People Magazine prefer their list to look "straight".

That's why I prefer the AE Hot 100. ;)

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laurieather's picture

I do think many of these men

I do think many of these men are sexy, but it's the SAME MEN EVERY YEAR!! 

Mix it up, People!!!!! 

 

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jilly's picture

so true

so true.  true contenders should have been:

  • chris pine, zach quinto, john cho for being involved in the very succesful reboot of star trek;
  • ryan reynolds for becoming the star of two big-ish superhero franchises and the proposal;
  • bradley cooper for the hangover and all about steve (a movie so blerg it was shelved for a while) successful (relatively successful in the laters case), also cast in the up coming a-team movie;
  • hugh jackman for wolverine;
  • simon baker for the mentalist;
  • chris o'donnell and ll cool j for the suprising successful freshman hit ncis: los angeles; and
  • adam lambert.

Considering that movies, television, and music struggling and People's sexiest man issue has always been about who has career heat, the choice for sexiest should be a reflection of the products that were sucessful in this current year.

I love Johhny Depp as much as the next person, but honestly the constant round robin of clooney, damon, jackman, pitt, depp is getting tiresome.

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netogeno's picture

Suprising successful freshman hit?

In the age of CSI: Hanoi, not that surprising. LOL!
Jamie's picture

Depp has never done it for me

He's not a bad looking guy, but I've never found him to be sexy.  I think it's the hair...and that he often looks as if he would smell.

My 21 Jump Street crush was Peter DeLuise!!

Great pic of Giles Marini, thanks for inlcuding that one!  :-)

 

"Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

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Anthony D. Langford's picture

Hmmmm...

It's a great picture of the Glee boys, but maybe Chris Colfer wasn't included cause he's not sexy.  JMO.

Johnny Depp wouldn't have been my choice for number one.  He's never been sexy to me.  Talented, great actor, but not very sexy.

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Jamie's picture

Agreed

I agree about Chris Colfer, but wasn't going to be the one to say it.  :-)

 

"Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

Whitetee's picture

Chris

is actually a very handsome and charming guy in real life. When he is not playing Kurt, his hair style is very different, and he looks kind of hot, IMO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVAmlWzf7rQ

I think in a few years when he is a little bit older he would be even hotter.

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Crawfish Po Boy's picture

Chris Colfer is Very Attractive

I think folks are making a distinction between being good looking and charming and being "sexy". 

That's my impression.

I think most adult's don't look at Chris the actor or "Kurt" the character and think "There goes a sexy man".

I think most adult folks think "There goes a good looking boy or a charming young man or a cute guy" (depending upon who they are and what they like)

I could easily see Chris being "sexy" but that's not really the vibe he gives off in his interviews.

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Jamie's picture

That's the distinction I would make

He's not a bad looking kid, but sexy....no.

 

"Open up your mind and then open up your heart. And you will see that you and me aren't very far apart." - Blessid Union of Souls

Ed Kennedy's picture

Awful photo

That's a truly awful photo of the always sexy Johnny, who can still look like his 21 Jump Street self 20+ years later. Such a shame...

At least Adam Lambert made the list - I'm not sure what the history of openly gay men is on the list, but I'm fairly certain it's not great.

I'm hating on People's website right now, I still haven't found a simple list of who's in the magazine, I'd presume NPH made it, but I haven't seen it yet. Anybody know how many gays made it?

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netogeno's picture

Just one: Adam Lambert

Just one: Adam Lambert
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Gabrielle's picture

and he's not even hot! well,

and he's not even hot! well, not to me at least. i'd take kris allen over him any day.

 

Jeffery's picture

Sorry, but I don't agree about Johnny.

I personally like Johnny Depp and think he is a fantastic actor, but I really don't find him all that sexy. And I agree, it's always the same men every single year. It does get tiring to hear how supposedly sexy Depp, Clooney, Pitt, and Damon are. They're good looking yes, but there are so many more choices out there. I can't deny that those guys are good looking, but come on People, expand your horizons a little bit. But I guess they have to appeal to their market of straight female housewives who live for that magazine (I don't mean to generalize, but since I work at a drugstore, that's mostly who buys People. Sorry. :) ) I think that expalins why the choices (except for Adam Lambert, who I'm thrilled made the list) are very "straight." But us gay guys deserve our fantasies too! Couldn't Cheyenne Jackson have made the list? But I do love that pic of the Glee guys. Matthew Morrison = YUM.

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boyd's picture

Johnny on film = sexy

Johnny in real life = only sorta sexy.

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Liz's picture

Ah, johnny depp...

He CAN be a good looking guy. he is handsome under all the...facial hair and blue glasses he seems to love so much.  I never understand why good looking people, man or woman, "hide" their good looking self....

but i'm not them, so who cares what i think. :-P

I actually thought robert pattinson would make the 'sexiest man alive' since...well, he's everywhere.

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Crawfish Po Boy's picture

Johnny Depp is Eternally Sexy but that Cover Photo Is A Travesty

Johnny Depp's actual face is beautifully lined and has aged gorgeously.  It's one of the things I love most about him.

I also love that so many of his roles of the last 10 years have involved full on "drag" of one sort or another and he get's to play serious dress up and STILL get's to be a sex symbol.

He's one of those "Always going to look a bit younger than folks think he should given his age" type of handsom but he still looks his age.

WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS JUMP STREET?! would they photoshop him to death like that.

He doesn't need it (no one does).  In many of the recent photos from Getty and such, you can see he's just beautiful.  I barely recognized him.  He looks like some bizarre Western version of Rhett Butler.

I love the selections they've made.  A lot more diverse in many ways than some of the other lists.

This explains why all the GLEE boys were hanging in Vegas.

I don't think Chris Colfer belongs on this list YET!  He's not really in the "sexiest men" mode.  He's more in the "cutie patootie" mode still.  Kurt hasn't even had a viable love interest yet so we don't really know what Kurt is like when he get's his sexy on. ;)

But give Chris a couple of different roles under his belt and I'm sure he'll  make it to Sexist Man Land some day.

Even Doogie had to start somewhere...

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Whitetee's picture

I`m pretty sure Kurt

will get a love interest in the back 9 episodes next spring. For a few recent interviews Chris had jokingly said his only concern was that he wanted to be "the prettier one" in the couple. :)
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Crawfish Po Boy's picture

Adorable

" Chris had jokingly said his only concern was that he wanted to be "the prettier one" in the couple. :)"

Don't we all, Tee Hee...

TriplicateGuy's picture

No soap studs?

I thought Jon Hamm had a lock on it this year, but I guess they decided that since he's "only" on a cable show, he wouldn't sell enough magazines. Johnny Depp always looks greasy and smelly to me. On talk shows he's really mousey.

Did they skip daytime actors altogether? They missed some major faces there. Brett and Scott should have made the cut for making history this year. Hottest dead guy? Austin Peck. Hottest blind guy? Michael Muhney. See? Lots of possibilities!

Of course, I haven't read People Magazine in, like, 20 years, so it's not like I have a bead on what they think sells. 

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Joe's picture

People Sexiest

Johnny Depp? Seriously?? After that picture of Gilles??? Did they not see that pic? Damn, I've always thought that Gilles just oozes sex appeal, but that pic? Jiminy Christmas! I've never seen any chest hair on him, and it just takes him from volcanic to nuclear. Hot Damn!

Ah, well, that list is sooo subjective. It's more a list of "Who's hot right now, and has better than average looks?". Odds are Robert Pattinson will be high on that list, and in my opinion, he borders on fugly. His "appeal" is completely and totally lost on me, and just about everybody I know.

Nothing against Johnny, but he's never done it for me. I would say, right off the top of my head that Scott Evans, Chris Evans, Brett Claywell, Eric Northman, Matt Bomer, Luke MacFarlane, and Carter Oosterhouse are far, far sexier. At least they are on my list.

TriplicateGuy's picture

Matt Bomer...

...made the list as "Sexiest Newcomer" or some such thing. He was on one of the morning shows as I was flipping channels, and he looked really humiliated about the whole thing.
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Gabrielle's picture

LOL, he looked humiliated? I

LOL, he looked humiliated? I really love Matt though. What did he say? I'm really glad he made the list. Everytime he comes on my screen, I'm like HOT DAMN!

 

JusticeGH's picture

UGH

I don't get the appeal of Johnny Depp at all...I'm sure he's a talented actor, but he just grosses me out so much that I haven't even seen anything he's acted in.  The comments that he just looks greasey or smelly were totally on point.

Also, I generally agree that the list is very much based on "who's hot right now", and Depp didn't really do anything terrible remarkable in the last six months to a year to stand out from the crowd.   

I think the one area where I can agree with the Depp fans is that that's a particularly lame picture of him.  Not a good choice for the cover at all.

The pick of Marini is great.   Morrison looks good in the Glee guys pick...Salling looks decent, but it's not a great pic of Corey Monteith.  And I wouldn't have included Chris Colfer, either...he's cute enough, but not living in sexyville yet.

 

 

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Carter's picture

Chris Colfer

He can look styish, but he can also look 12. I wouldn't say he's too young since apparently Taylor Lautner is the new Brooke Shields, but Colfer just looks VERY young.
Joe's picture

Young

As Emma said, "He looks like an 11-year-old milkmaid."  LOL  That was a great line.

He's very cute, but I wouldn't say sexy. Some men are cute, some cuddly, some handsome, some adorable, some adorkable, some sexy, and some just HOT.

All of them can be considered good-looking, but sexy is a combination of looks, attitude, body, and the way they carry themselves. Very few good looking guys can hit sexy. There are just so many factors that have to line up perfectly to take a handsome guy up to sexy.

Then take into account a person's personal preferences, and there are vastly different definitions of "sexy".

Joyous's picture

YAY

I've always had a sorta crush on Depp. This is awesome news
Matt 's picture

I agree

Johnny has never done it for me either, I just dont see the sex appeal, but he is a great actor, so maybe that has something to do with their choice, but I dont see it.... I liked the pic of Gilles, but it would be nice to see some new blood on the list. It was nice to see Matthew Morrison, Mark Salling, and Cory Monteith. Where was Jon Hamm, and John Slattery, or Bryan Batt?  I would like to have seen them on the list too, they are all really sexy, and on one of the hottest shows of the season, so where were they?  

 "LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!  Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Mame Dennis Burnside - Auntie Mame 1958 

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deegeezee's picture

Everyone keeps mentioning Chris Colfer...

but no mention of Kevin McHale?  Great voice, and (when not on the show) has strong hipster appeal. 

But seriously, i wonder how it feels to be left off the list when all your co-stars are included.  Yikes, that's a sharp blow to the ego. 

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Joseph's picture

What a bland choice

Now, I like Johnny Depp, but to pick him *again*, especially since he's coming off a summertime flop, seems incredibly redundant. I was almost certain it was going to be Bradley Cooper, who became an A-list star with The Hangover, survived the débacle that was All About Steve and has the upcoming Valentine's Day coming up, not to mention being a regular tabloid feature thanks to his romance with Renée Zellweger. To choose Depp shows a lack of originality.

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j U d E's picture

Johnny Depp..

.. never got the hype about him either. Not so much the hair, well, maybe a little. Smelly, I don't know, but definitely greasy.. He may be talented, but I've only seen him once or twice I think in a movie. Seeing him on pictures though always makes me want to take a nap too. I mean, I always have the impression he's half asleep or something. Sex appeal? Certainly not. And his facial expression is always sort of the same.
Rich's picture

Johnny Depp? Sexiest Man Alive?

Yeah...20 years ago. Now,he's just..meh.

"Oh please! It's ten days bitching for every two days bliss with these two." Simone on Roman & Deniz "Alles was Zahlt"/"All That Matters"

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Bill S's picture

He Was Only People's Choice For Sexiest Man Alive...

...because I took myself out of the running.

I thought I'd do him a favor. I'm good like that. :)

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sarah's picture

Best Comment of the Thread goes to...

Bill S! You made laugh, thanks a lot for that :)
Gabrielle's picture

I dont understand Johnny

I dont understand Johnny Depp's appeal either. I mean yeah, he's a great actor and all but I dont find him sexy at all.

The sexiest man alive for me is Matt Bomer from USA network's ''White Collar''. He's just so damn hot!! Hopefully he'll make it to your guys' Hot 100 list. :D

 

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jms's picture

Depp's hygiene issues in

Depp's hygiene issues in recent years have turned me off of him. Dare I admit that 21 Jump Street contained a plethora of crushes for me? Between Richard Grieco, Johnny Depp and Holly Robinson I had that show taped and rewinding almost constantly. But whoever said Depp on film was sexy...oh, yeah.

Oh, I think a big reason Chris Colfer didn't make the list is that he looks 13 years old. 

WW's picture

Only one openly gay ''Hottest Guy''?

Yes, in People magazine's list of ''110 of the Hottest Guys on the Planet!'' apparently, there is only one openly gay one: Adam Lambert as ''Sexiest Rocker.'' (Or did I miss someone?) ... Matt Bomer is named ''Sexiest Rising Star'' and recalls his first kiss in fourth grade with a girl named Darcy. ... ''Glee'' is represented by the straight trio of Cory Monteith, Matthew Morrison and Mark Salling. ... And People devotes 6 FULL pages (count 'em, 6 pages) to a photo spread of Jerry O'Connell in a red Speedo. But Lambert gets only a small postage-stamp size photo with the blurb: ''I love people with good energy. It's even better when you can hook up with one of them.'' I guess he didn't wanna seem ''too gay'' by saying ''I love MEN with good energy.''

GQ is a little better: Their ''Men of the Year'' issue features one openly gay guy: Neil Patrick Harris. And he gets a full-page photo; dressed in a tux as a magician, he's holding a rabbit. ... And then they feature the ''Hangover'' guys: Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms and Cooper. In one photo, they're all the urinal, and Helms has his back to the camera, while Cooper puts his right hand on Helms' crotch. In another spread, all three of them are in bed, lying on top of each other. And in the article, Cooper is asked if fans ask him to repeat one of his lines from the movie. And Cooper says, ''Oddly, for my character, a lot of people love saying, ''Paging Mr. Faggot.'' Geez!

biotite's picture

I love jonny deep to pieces...

I really do. I think he's sexy and interesting and I can even ignore the fact he deosnt seem to wash much. If you ask me who the sexiest man alive is I would answer jonny deep. but still I think its really weird that people's puts him at number 1.

he wasnt done anything to put him in the spotligth this year. except public enemies and he does look much better in the movie that he does in that cover pick. How can one claim a guy as the sexiest man alive and show a unflaterring pick like that?!

this lists are always so boring: deep/clooney/pitt/ackman... I'm I forget someone? it seems that one of the atributs to be the sexiest man alive is to have un establishead carear as a major hollywood film star.

but then wasnt last year that that slutty/creepy tequilla girl was chosen was the sexiest women alive in some list? nothing bets that...

and who votes on this lists anyway? how are they chosen? always wondered about that

biotite's picture

gilles marini

hum... am I seeing a reason to endure another B&S season?

I used to watch it with my mum. its was our saturday afternoon ritual, but in the middle of last season it became to unberable to wacth for me...

Alas marini looks like a hot ligth at the end of the tunnel

adamblast's picture

Depp's sexiness...

Yeah, what an awful cover portrait.

As for Depp looking too smelly/grungy in real life...he has *always* looked like your college dorm drug buddy. I have a weakness for counter-culture dudes so it doesn't turn me off, but here's hoping he doesn't age as poorly as, say, Keith Richards or Chet Baker.