The Not Hot 100 Results

In last week's BEST.GAY.WEEK.EVER! column we offered up some counter programming to our annual Hot 100 list by asking folks to nominate individuals for a special Not Hot 100 list. We were looking for a consensus list of guys that, regardless of actual physical appeal, are decidedly not hot.

To get things started, I offered up my ten asshat selections for such a list and sort of assumed that the responses we'd get from readers would be along the same lines — essentially a who's who of despots, criminals, verbal gay-bashers, religious fanatics, and Fox News personalities.

But I must say, after tallying the votes the resulting list of 100 Not Hot names contains a lot of surprises. Not everyone on this list is an asshat. Or straight. Far from it. Just for example, there are a goodly number of folks out there who think Jake Silbermann is Not Hot. Seriously. Now that is just screwed up.

Turns out I'm on the list too, at #95. But then, I unwisely sponsored this damn Not Hot poll in my BGWE column, so I guess I got what was coming to me.

My only consolation is at least I'm in good company — there are a number of folks on this list I actually quite like. And I'd bet all my shares of Google, that a number of these guys are going to end up on the official AfterElton Hot 100 as well. 

Check out the final Not Hot 100 rankings after the break....

*Note, this poll was supposed to include only Not Hot men however a number of votes were cast for women — we decided to go ahead and include them in the list.

1. Bill O' Reilly

2. Glenn Beck

3. Rush Limbaugh

4. Fred Phelps

5. George Bush

6. Dick Cheney

7. Sean Hannity

8. Pope Benedict

9. Pastor Rick Warren

10. Toby Keith

11. Utah State Senator Chris Buttars

12. John McCain

13. Mel Gibson

14. Karl Rove

15. Ted Haggard

16. Pat Robertson

17. Mike Huckabee

18. Chris Brown

19. Ann Coulter

20. Isaiah Washington

21. James Dobson

22. Larry Craig

23. Perez Hilton

24. Tony Perkins

25 Barack Obama

26. Newt Gingrich

27. Zac Efron

28. Simon Cowell

29. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

30. Barney Frank

31. Eric Cantor

32. Hulk Hogan

33. Jake Silbermann

34. Rupert Everett

35. Matt Drudge

36. Michael Savage

37. Mitt Romney

38. Ruben Diaz Sr. (NY Senator)

39. Sarah Palin

40. Stephen Baldwin

41. Todd Palin

42. Andy Dick

43. John Rocker

44. Antonin Scalia

45. Bernie Madoff

46. Governor of Vermont Jim Douglas

47. Joe Biden

48. Chuck Norris

49. Donald Trump

50. Eminem

51. Senator Harry Reid

52. Jay Leno

53. Levi Johnston

54. Joel Osteen

55. Kanye West

56. Thore Schoelermann

57. Kim Jong-Il

58. Mark Wahlberg

59. Wolf Blitzer

60. Michael Vick

61. Michelle Bachman

62. The guy who inseminated the Octo-Mom

63. Miss California

64. Nicolas Sarkozy

65. Pat Buchanan

66. Mark Foley

67. Peter LaBarbera

68. Marc Cherry

69. Puck

70. Ralph Reed

71. John Rich (of Big N Rich)

72. Arnold Schwarzenegger

73. Robert Gant

74. Jo Weil

75. Ryan Seacrest

76. Rod Blagojevich

77. Steven Colbert

78. Van Hansis

79. Bobby Jindal

80. Adam Lambert

81. Elizabeth Hasselbeck

82. George Will

83. Adam Levine

84. Al Franken

85. Christian Bale

86. Alan Chambers

87. Jeff Bezos

88. Alex Rodriguez

89. Gen. Peter Pace

90 Anderson Cooper

91. Jake Gyllenhaal

92. Ben Stein

93. Andy Samberg

94. Eddie Murphy

95. Dennis Ayers

96. Arlen Spector

97. Clarence Thomas

98. Eliot Spitzer

99. Don Imus

100. Balthazar Getty

So what do you think? Anything that really surprised you? Thoughts as to why people like Jo Weil, Van Hansis, Jake Gyllenhaal, etc. wound up on this list? Share in the comments.