Today on As the World Turns, there's more New York City on location craziness. Honestly, can we get the boys back in the studio already? Harsh exterior lighting is not doing anyone any favors.

Anyhoo, the boys get doublecrossed by "Coyle" and his blonde associate. Coyle drags a gullible Noah off to the docks to intercept Pervy, and Blondy stays behind to conk poor Luke on the head.

Later at the docks, Noah tries to stop Pervy from hopping a barge with Ameera. But when reasoning with his loony dad doesn't work, Noah (or more accurately, Noah's stunt double) is forced to go all Jean-Claude Van Damme and leap unseen onto the speeding barge. Sort of reminds me of when Charo used to stow away in the Love Boat's linen closet.

What the heck is going on? Is Colonel Pervy planning on selling Ameera into white slavery? Worse, could he be taking her to Staten Island? Check out today's video clip after the break for all the confusing action and intrigue.

If you missed it, be sure and check out Brian's hilarious liveblog from earlier today. As always, you can find earlier clips, liveblogs, and other goodies over on our ATWT Resource Page.