ATWT video clip update: No spoilers, all mad libs edition

How victorian.

Im sorry but watching this I could not help to be reminded of Cole Porter and his wife Linda and the relationship they supposedly had. Doing everything to make her happy, but having a young male thing on the side. I know they are not going in that direction (yet), but its the same vibe Im getting from Wheats.

Very interested in how Luke reacts to this, and Noah for that matter. Most be and awkward situation to be in.

You know, wheetly downloaded the pre nups from a site on line, supervised by that maven of the internet: Holden the stable boy come horse breeder, who should know all there is to know about the internet, of course; like the fact that someone who knows as little as me could create a fake lawyering site, up-load a phony pdf file of my own making and presto Brian gets a "credible" pre nup for Lucinda to sign that gives him her entire fortune. But the pre nup is moot, as her husband he has legal access to her finances; he can clean out her fortune and fly off to Rio before she's even out of the hospital.

They're pushing the Princeton ring, like they are tying to imprint those viewers who are too slow to get the major plot points. The ring he gave Lucinda was his "Princeton" -pause- ring, and she had to give him back his "Princeton" -pause- ring  because he had to have his "Princeton" -pause- ring. Since no one else is privy to this information, Lucinda is going to be the one who will connect the dots and expose the snake.

I'm hoping that he turns out to be a straight man, who merely tries to play the same game on Luke that he has worked on women in the past. You know, to get Luke's fortune, as well. Or at least to get Luke's compliance in swindling Lucinda.

There have been wonderful scenes between Lucinda and Brian, but it still makes me feel kinda sick that the only way an 80 year old woman is going to get laid is if she's being swindled in some way. Why couldn't Wheatly just be an idiot like Paul? That way Lucinda could get legally laid and still have the conflict. (And I keep wondering if they think we 're suppose to go a little bit 'eeew' when he kisses her?, rather than awwww.)

And yes, this is Luke's F'en bedroom. And by F'en I mean, it's the set that they built to deflower a virgin gay boy so his Grandma Emma can catch him in the act. If you don't believe me, there are about 50,000 fan fics in the making which attempt to prove the point, maybe not about Emma, but the F'en one. Well, to be honest, the set was only a bed with a really nice quilt, but what more do they need? (this is not the same bed or bedding he had in the past)

The scene with Lily was one of the best "sush" scenes I've seen. (for lack of a better term, shush, as in shut up a character who is about to expose a plot and thereby leaving the audience and the character the only one's privy to the information) Kudos for that, I really believed that Luke is left on his own after that scene and I might actually warm up to the actress playing Lily now, because of that. .

 

In this episode of As the Stomach Gurgles, our young hero Luke wakes up with a terrible hankering for a burger and vaguely recalls being inappropriately frenched by a James Bond.

When he goes to the hospital to check on his brain he discovers that he is pregnant and twins are expected.

 

CBS ATWT POLL

Which one of these Oakdale men is the reason you tune in?

Candidates: Dusty, Paul, Brad, Jack, Luke, Casey, Holden

Vote if you feel so inclined.

 

 

 

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common." (Dorothy Parker)

While I voted for Casey as I think that the actor has major star-appeal, I was surprised that Luke was not running away with it as Van Hansis has quite a fan base.

Roger Howarth's fans (can there really be any still out there?) must be getting organized in ways that Nuke fans have in the past as Paul's 75% is based on 4,000+ and some fans as of 9:00 eastern time. Maybe the actor comes from a big family ;-)

Paul???? Next week we'll find out that the female that keeps bringing them back is Sage or Faithless.

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with 49% of the vote.

I move that in honor of Wheatbles delivering the infamous line:

"Did I do that?"

his nickname be used interchangably with a new one;

Urkel

because it is fitting, on so many levels.