Macho Halloween Costumes for Sissy Boys

In this helpful video clip from The Onion's Today Now, parenting expert Anna Stepehnson (author of Actually He's a Boy) explains the Halloween dilemma faced by families of effeminate boys:

"Unless you lock him in the house you run the risk that the ladyboy will sneak out on his own dressed as a ballerina. And you'll find him pirouetting on somebody's front porch with the whole neighborhood watching."

I sure wish they'd had helpful human interest stories like this when I was growing up. It might have spared us all from that unfortunate Tinkerbell costume debacle back in '79.

Video after the break.