AfterElton Briefs: "True Blood" Naked News, Buy Adam Lambert's Sweaty Underwear, Ronnie Kroell Getting Nekkid? and more!

Right now, you could be bidding on this.

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious.

• Right now, you could be buying Scott Evans. Just sell everything you own, and call a Swiss banker, and get to Jockathon in New York City, where he's being auctioned from 6-9 PM tonight at Dave & Busters. 

• If you're chartering a jet to NYC for the auction anyway, you may as well stay to see When Joey Married Bobby, opening February 6 at Theatre 80 St. Marks and starring legendary performer Lady Bunny.

• Spartacus: Blood and Sand gave Starz their best premiere ever. The numbers aren't huge, but neither is Starz right now. Programming like Spartacus could change that fast.

• The Ellen DeGeneres Show today celebrated Ellen's 52nd birthday (Happy Birthday!), and Adam Lambert stopped by to sing "Strut" for the occasion, and you can watch that below. More interesting to some is that Adam gave Ellen a signed, framed portrait of himself to auction off for Haiti. Plus, he wore Ellen-brand underwear while he sang, got it sweaty, and you can buy that for Haiti, too!

• Britain's Daily Mail, home to that charming woman Jan Moir, has gone and hired themselves a homo to write a column. Maybe I'm cynical, but hiring Andrew Pierce sounds more like public relations than a sincere try at trying to lift themselves out of the gutter. I hope his contract held them up for a small fortune.

• I don't know what happened to that Irish twink that Playgirl was talking about last week, but this week, Chicago Pride is talking about Make Me A Supermodel alum, and local favorite Ronnie Kroell dropping trou for the publication. At this point we've seen nearly every bit of Ronnie anyhow, adding the dangly bits only seems appropriate.

And I know we saw his bottom on the show, didn't we?

• Nelsan Ellis says that True Blood has hotter werewolves than Twilight. He's also really happy to be building his own mythology for Lafayette, since in the books he'd be long dead. This year, he spends some time as Eric's henchman. First Caprica gives us a gay assassin with a heart of gold, now we get a gay henchman? This is how you do gay bad guys right.

• In other True Blood news, the cast is spending a lot more time naked this season, particularly Eric (Alexander Skarsgard). Evidently he has no problem shedding clothes, and I'm fine with that. Surprise!

• From the Sundance Film Festival, one of the hottest properties this year is Lisa Cholodenko's The Kids Are All Right, about a lesbian couple played by Julianne Moore and Annette Benning. They play a couple who has conceived though an anonymous sperm donor, but their 15-year-old son decides he wants to find his father, adding a bohemian Mark Ruffalo to their family.

• If you recall HGTV's Design Star from a couple year's back, you remember Mikey V, the Florida cop with the killer body. It was later revealed he'd done an adult film, and he had problems at work. Now he's suing to get his job back.

• Below, you can watch Untucked! the preview for the backstage portion of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2, which returns February 1st.

• MTV's Buzzworthy has a list of 20 Things You Can Buy To Help Haiti, from purses to suits to flip flops, some or all of the proceeds will to to help the people of Haiti recover from the devastating earthquake.

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