Smolder, smirk, and ears!
Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious.
- The Spurf™ over at Entertainment Weekly has been playing fill-in-the-blank games with the casting on Glee. The first one worked out to Kurt's boyfriend being on the football team. He has a new puzzle now.
Kurt isn’t the *n** seemingly celibate **ee *h*r***e* **tt*** * *o**
i******t *e*t *e****!
- In a new article, the same Spurf™ says that the third mystery casting is for a male R&B rival for Mercedes.
- Mike Diamond got naked and posed for a PETA ad. It talks about...things. It's unclear if PETA actually asked him to make the ad since it's not on their main web page.
- Anybody who watched the American Idol auditions last night noticed it was edited to show some serious tension between Simon Cowell and Neil Patrick Harris. I'm not sure I'd go all the way and call NPH "bitchy" like some did, but I'd definitely call Simon that and more.
- Nicholas Hoult, most recently of A Single Man, but most fondly of Skins, has signed on to appear in Fury Road, the Mad Max sequel. He'll be playing a character named Nux.
I have a hard time imagining him even dirty, much less rough-and-tumble. Maybe tumble.
- I'm not sure there's anything gay about it, but both NewNowNext and we have mentioned the Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie Hesher that was showing at Sundance. The film has been purchased for distribution by Newmarket, the firm behind such gay favs as Cruel Intentions and Donnie Darko.
It does NOT look like a sequel to Mysterious Skin
, that's for certain.
- Author J.D. Salinger has passed away at the age of 91. For years people have debated the sexuality of Catcher In the Rye's Holden Caulfield, and now the only man who's sure is gone.
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American Idol bitchiness
I saw American Idol the other night. First off, Ryan Seacrest's straightness: We. Don't. Care.
I thought Katy Perry was far and away the best thing on the show. I'm not usually her biggest fan, but I've never seen so much over-packaged tooth-rotting sentimentality on a show, and her "This isn't a Lifetime movie, sweetheart. You've got to have talent" was completely spot on. Too bitchy? Not bitchy enough.
God I sound bitter.
Ryan Seacrest
Glee clue
Here is my best guess so far...
oNce seemingly celibate cHaRacter baTTles mOre ImportanT sExT dEmons
Hey it's just a guess...
thanks for the help!
Kurt isn't the oNly seemingly celibate cHaRacter geTTing a lOve InteresT nExT sEason!
EDIT: Ah! Ninja'd by Angel! After all that mental strain...
Im horrible at this
So credit goes to those at EW.com..
"Kurt isn’t the only seemingly celibate glee character getting a love interest next season"
It seems beside the point...
You're not that behind
in Being Human recaps unless I'm really behind in my *cough*cough*.
The twit that reviews the I thing between Simon and NPH apparently only knew NPH from Doogy - so twas probably biased from ignorance royale.
Looking forward to Nicholas Hoult - loved him in Skins and thought that he and Maxie had more of a bromance than Maxie and Raj
So really...
So really...
Mercedes is getting a love interest?
I mean... if we go by this 'seemingly celibate' thing, every other main character on that show has had something or another.
I wonder if Ryan Murphy is going back to his initial idea of casting an Indian kid as Mercedes' love interest.
Glee
Has Brittany?
I would argue...
Who all's banged on Glee?
Does everyone forget about Arnie?
Not a day goes by.....and you're somewhere a part of my life....and it looks like you'll stay....till the days go by....
Arnie is still seemingly virginal, although he knows everything works down there.....since he was shot down by the fake stutterer.
I can never forget Artie
I can never forget about Artie - he had that brief flirtation with Tina that blew up because he found out she faked her stuttering problem. But what makes me never forget was him assuring her that "My penis still works." which was a great moment/line/delivery.
If it hadn't been for the reaction/deception, he may have gotten the chance to try it out. Kurt, on the other hand is yet to have the opportunity, and poor Finn suffered that tease/tramp Quinn.
Since the cast has been tweeting about Kristin Chenoweth being back on set working, any footballers that missed out will presumably have another chance, maybe even Finn.
Utada's balls
yay!!! i'm so happy that she's a supporter. I've been a huge fan of hers for years and it's awesome to know that she's an advocate of ours.
as a side note: i was in Vegas last week and hella bitter that I'm missing her concert there by a week >_<;;;; lousy timing!!!
Two Happy trails
Nicholas Hoult on top of Joseph Gordon-Levitt is all kinds of WIN! Even as a dirty hippy wearing my dads droopy underdrawers JGL is still sexy! I guess I have a thing for brunette twinkish guys? I find out all sorts of things about myself on AfterElton! Keep the salacious pics coming with the news bits, Ed. Sex sells!
BTW, I'd copywrite "Smolder, Smirk, and Ears!" or that may end up being the name of an Americanized "Being Human".
I've met Nicolas Hoult
I'll try not to be jelous
Being Human
Being Human (second season)