AfterElton Briefs: Oprah Spawns a Gay Spin-off, Levi Takes a Shower, Adam Lambert Reponds, and more

Adam Lambert Band: Lisa on keyboards, Monte on guitar, Tommy on bass, and Longineu on drums

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious.

• Since we never talk about American Idol at all, above you can see last year's runner up, Adam Lambert, on set for his video for "For Your Entertainment" with his band. Another picture from that shoot is below. And here's a link to ABC News, where Kris Allen, the winner of Idol, appeared on Good Morning America. He performed two songs, but the one we've never featured before, "Can't Stay Away" is my favorite of the two.

Another picture from Adam's video shoot from his Twitter.

• The New York Times has an interesting piece about the evolution of what you can and cannot say on television, dirty word wise. We've come a long way from George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" and it seems the new hot word is ... one my editor won't let me use here, even though it's popped up 76 times on network TV this fall. Who says homos don't think about protecting the children?

• Today is evidently opposite day, because a right-wing AM radio host has been fired for calling the chair of the New Hampshire Democratic Party a "faggot." Normally they get a bonus for that.

• Bits from that obscure artist Adam Lambert's new Rolling Stone article keep surfacing, here we find out he wants a new tattoo. In breaking news, he also desires Cheerios for breakfast tomorrow (Yeah, I made that last bit up, but how do we keep coming up with new things to say about him?)

• "Faggot" hurling Larry Johnson, who got released from the Kansas City Chiefs for being, well, a "Poopy head" (see, I'm mature) in general, has been signed by the Cincinnati Bengals. Ohio must be so proud.

• We've had plenty of lesbians on daytime chat shows: Ellen, Rosie, etc. - but we've not had a gay man so far (OK, Jm J. Bullock had the Tammy Faye gig, but I mean solo). All of that looks to be changing in the fall, as Oprah is finalizing plans to give hot homo decorator Nate Berkus his own syndicated gig.

• Above you can watch as Stephen Colbert backs up, in his own special way, the governor of Rhode Island in his veto of the burial arrangements bill.

• The mothership, MTV, has acquired broadcast rights to This Is It, the blockbuster rehearsal film by Michael Jackson. If they've got enough money to pay off Michael's bills, how about a raise?

• Coverage of the fall of Window Media continues, with The Washington Post doing a great piece on the paper's history, and then the story that Benton Communications thought they had already bought the Washington Blade.

• The Addams Family Musical is preparing to open in Chicago starring out Nathan Lane as Gomez, and the fabulous, and gay friendly Bebe Neuwirth as Morticia. The website is really fun and interactive, and has a cool pic that Vanity Fair just did of the cast. Oh, and I can find nothing about Zachary James, who plays Lurch, but W00f!

• Tomorrow morning on Today, People will unveil their annual Sexiest Man Alive cover. We don't know who it is, but we can confirm that the cover circulating with Robert Pattinson is a fake.

The first pic is kind "meh" - Show me the money shot!

• Above you can see the teaser pic Playgirl has released of Levi Johnston, which may be as revealing as it gets. Doing Playboy is Neil Patrick Harris, but he keeps his clothes on.

• Remember me asking you to shop at The Gap, because the fundies wanted to boycott them for not using "Christmas" in their holiday advertising? Well, they have a new ad out that does, along with "solstice" "Kwanzaa" and "Hanukkah" all on a level playing field.

• Below you can see the latest from FunnyOrDie.com, where they seem to be trying to make a joke about short denim shorts, football, and gay men. I'm not entirely clear. I wasn't born when that joke was last relevant.

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