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Nicholas Hoult

Following this assortment of carefully-selected news items, interested readers can find a refreshing pic of a hot man in underwear. Yes, we're serious.

  • Happy Birthday to Nicholas Hoult, above, costarring in the out Tom Ford's A Single Man. He turns 20 today, so we can stop feeling guilty about staring into those eyes.
  • In news that should surprise no one, Adam Lambert will perform on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance, which is executive produced by Simon Cowell and 19 Entertainment, just like American Idol. On December 16, he'll sing "Whataya Want From Me" making me miss Mia Michaels even more, because she could have werqed that song.
  • The Spurf over at EW is reporting details on the boyfriend they're casting for Alby on Big Love, which I don't watch, but I understand is very good. At least the headline the Spurf gave the article is really good.
  • In further news from the Spurf, Vanessa Williams real life brother Chris Williams has been cast on Ugly Betty to play her drag queen doppleganger, Wilhediva Hater. I.Am.Beyond.Words.
  • Via Joe.My.God, we find out that Virgin Mobile up in Canada is running a smoking gay angel advertisement on bus stops nationwide. First their universal healthcare, then gay marriage, now now gay angels. I'm packing my bags!
The gay ad is hotter than the other ad. Dorothy, we're not in Kansas anymore.
  • In what may be the most offensive thing I've read in the last hour (you wouldn't believe what I read every day to pull this together) Details magazine published an article originally titled "Meet the Douchefag" only to retitle it "Meet the Gay Douchebag" so as to not offend anyone after the comments lit up. They devoted four pages to just the headers that you may be a gay douchebag, so that makes 20 pages in all. Classy.
  • In sad news, Mark Salling of Glee tells People Magazine that he hates his mohawk, but he's stuck with it for the show. Hey, Mark - don't diss the bad boy look - it works for you, trust me.
  • In a phone call worthy of the Walkers on Brothers & Sisters, the various kids from Glee scheme this week to keep Rachel from finding out that Finn isn't the father of Quinn's baby. Watch!
  • Technorati, which has been a bible of all things digital for forever, has devoted a huge number of pixels to interviewing Michael K. from the raunchy, but must read celebrity blog DListed. Oddly, the interview is fairly safe for work, unlike his site.
  • Now this is just getting silly. Having hosted every show except the Oscars, starred on screens large and small, cohosted chat shows, sang and danced on stage, voiced a slew of animated characters, I thought they'd run out of new things for Neil Patrick Harris to do. Silly me - he's going to headline Celebrity Skifest on CBS December 20th.
  • ABC has an interesting article about the fact that many African-Americans, including prominent film critics such as Courtland Milloy, prefer The Blind Side to out director Lee Daniels' film Precious.
Well, the poster for The Blind Side is more interesting at least.
  • Proving gays are good for you, both The Amazing Race finale with out brothers Sam and Dan, and Brothers & Sisters with Kevin, Scotty and Saul hit season highs in the ratings last night. OK, more like a wild conclusion I jumped to, but roll with it, O.K.?
  • Over at Soaphunks.net, they have the voting open for, well, Soap Hunks across several categories. They insist you look at all video and photo evidence before voting, which was tough, let me tell you. While none of our gays are up for the top prize, Brody and Cristian from OLTL are, and Brett Claywell and Nick Rodriguez are competing for Best Newcomer. In the Most Shamefully Clothed category, we see Van Hansis, Jake Silbermann, plus local favorites Billy Magnussen and J.T.! himself, Thad Luckinbill. Review the evidence, and vote for J.T.! Team Gay! 
The evidence is very compelling.
  • And ending on a good note, some real Christians got together and displayed Christian behavior by signing The Affirmation Declaration to counter the horribly offensive and hate filled Manhattan Declaration from people who obviously never read the bible last week.

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Crawfish Po Boy's picture

It's Like A Parade of Pretty Siblings on Ugly Betty This Season

 

BRILLIANT. Vanessa and Chris Williams must have had a hoot shooting these scenes. 

That's two brothers down doing guest appearances on Ugly Betty this season. 

Who's brother will be next?

Does Anna Ortiz have a sexy brother who can come on for 4 or 5 episodes?

Can't wait!

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trishj's picture

Ed,

I am so in love with you right now for putting in a picture of Nicholas Hoult.
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jef's picture

Brett

If I catch anyone not voting for Brett Claywell at Soaphunks.com, there will be hell to pay.
Kitty's picture

What was Details Magazine thinking?!

They erased all the comments about the article itself, but the article is WAY more offensive than the headline! A sample:

Gay: Bleaches teeth.

Gay Douchbag: Bleaches anus.

source: http://www.details.com/culture-trends/douchebags/200912/gay-straight-douchebag-tool-2

 

Gay:  Over 40 and still going to clubs

Gay Douchbag: Over 40 and still dropping ecstasy

Source:  http://www.details.com/culture-trends/douchebags/200912/gay-straight-douchebag-tool-14

 

Gay: Posts sleeveless pictures on Connexion

Gay Douchbag: Posts pantsless pictures on Manhunt (a picture is shown with a naked man in an phone, as if a sexting, with his genitals blurred out, but not very well, and its NSFW)

Source:  http://www.details.com/culture-trends/douchebags/200912/gay-straight-douchebag-tool-16

Now I don't read anything on Details's website or the magzine itself, so I was not familiar with its apparently common "Douchbag" pieces, so I'm either overreacting or this is so offensive, I feel my head exploding from such a large fashion magazine making such statements! Maybe someone else who regularly reads the articles can explain it to me, but until then WTF?!

Kitty

This is not what we planned, and I know its hard to understand....but if this isn't what you need then pry my fingers from your hand. ~Darren Hayes

Liz's picture

uhhh...

Gay Douchbag: Bleaches anus.

^ do....people really do that? and why?

(i really have no idea.)

Dave Doty's picture

Sad, but true.

The skin in that area is different shades on different people.  For some people, it can be very dark, and look dirty even when it isn't.  Some very shallow people worry about this enough to have the skin bleached to look lighter.

If one were to use the word "douchebag," you'd be hard-pressed to find a better candidate.

Liz's picture

I can't believe i am about to ask this...

I can't believe i am about to ask this, but do gay men (since this issue seems to be pointed at them) look....there? during sex, i mean? i don't think i've have ever heard of another man 'analyzing' another mans....anus (*shudders* i hate that word!)

 

 

Dave Doty's picture

Uh... Uh...

I guess if you REALLY want to know, pm me.  I don't think I can answer without crossing a line this discussion is already treading VERY narrowly.

Short answer: I don' think it's really that common, but it can happen.

Cufflinksandtie's picture

A Miner's Hat

and a magnifying glass are helpful...

There's a new LED infested baseball cap I saw at Lowe's that might be more stylish-

Really, there's a cave of unexplored delights awaiting you Down Under.  Some sites might qualify for the legendary Elephant Burial Ground.

Stalactites and stalagmites, anyone??? 

 

 

Aime-mois moins, mais aime-moi longtemps

jef's picture

Meet the Details Author Douchbag

Details Author: Writes moronic, unfunny, failed attempt at humor.

Details Author Douchbag: Posts the failed attempt at humor upon a boring web site, to collect ad revenue hits like some cheap whore tarted up for "business".

the herald's picture

hmm...

Guess I'm failing completely to see what's offensive about that article. I live in LA, and it's pretty much dead-on in describing certain douchebags I know.
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zanefan's picture

The first thing I thought

The first thing I thought when reading the article last week was "this is going to make A/E's collective heads explode!"

That made it somewhat more enjoyable. :-)

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Michael Jensen's picture

Note to Flying Monkeys! Zanefan's gay membership is hereby

revoked! Go get his membership card and find his original gift toaster and destroy it!

Okay, you totally cracked me up with that, Zanefan.

Jamie's picture

I wasn't offended

I actually thought it was pretty funny.  This is the kind of article Details is about.  They aren't a serious magazine.  As someone commented they try to be Maxim's little brother, more like their gay little brother.  They've always been very gay inclusive in their articles and basically an unofficial gay magazine. 

I also still don't get what is offensive to women about calling a man a douche.  I mean, I saw AE's official statement on it, but that didn't really make sense to me.  Anyone? 

"To being an us for once, instead of a them" - Jonathan Larson

Kate's picture

Details is pathetic--

 it's trying to be Maxim's edgy and "OMG look how not PC we are!" little brother, but it just comes across as lame frat boy humor.  For example, two of their headlines right now are "7 Do's and Don't for Dating a JILF" (about how hot Jewish girls are right now) and "Everyone Else Is Cheating-- So Why Aren't You?" 

"Go, or go ahead and surprise me."  -- Rufus Wainwright

Lyle Masaki's picture

The classic...

is Details' "Gay or Asian" piece which high-lariously managed to demean two minorities at once. I so miss Details' Anka Radakovich days.

Bountiful's picture

Miss manners

I adore Miss Manners. Her advice is always based on sound relationship principles, as well as on her wide knowlege of etiquette. As far as gay issues, she's always been matter of fact about treating gay people just like straight ones. 

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JusticeGH's picture

Brittany and Santana

Brittany's line in that Glee preview makes me laugh out loud every time.  I think at this point Brittany is pretty much guaranteed to get a laugh out of me every time she opens her mouth.
the herald's picture

Mark is right

The mohawk is ugly, lame, and dated. (Unless they've come back, and I'm just unaware, which is entirely possible). Imagine how much hotter he'd be with a decent haircut. He can still be a bad boy with better hair.
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Mia's picture

Awesome briefs

Awesome briefs today!

I'm in love with Nicholas Hoult. He's not only gorgeous but actually a really good actor too! He stood out in Skins. He definitely made the show worth watching. I can't wait to see A Single Man either.

I knew there was a reason why I like Canada so much. They are not only very progressive when it comes to LGBT rights, they are also very progressive in general, and this ad just proves it!

The Details article is disturbing and never should have been written. I can't believe this is the same magazine AL posed for. It sucks!

I'm glad to hear gay inclusive shows like TAR and B&S did good in the ratings. I still can't watch B&S though, haven't watched in two years. The show is so annoying, and I only think about what it could have been instead, and all the missed opportunities. 

 

Harvey Milk: You gotta give 'em hope.

ceares's picture

Wow! That Virgin Mobile ad

Wow! That Virgin Mobile ad is all kinds of hot.  Did not know Chris Williams was Vanessa William's brother.

 

It was amusing to see the critics critisizing other critics in the Blindside v Precious article. Frankly though I think the critics that haven't seen the movies need to keep their opinions to themselves. I could go on an hour long diatribe why the Twilight series, books and movies is like white hot flames licking at my face but when people ask why I'm not interested in them I usually just say that aspects of the story don't interest me--because while heresay and trailers are enough to keep me away, they aren't actually enough for me to give an informed criticism.

Plus, as movie critics, it's pretty much their jobs to see the movies before they criticize them. 

Addison Dewitt's picture

Virgin Mobile Ad

I must find this ad and use it for a poster in our future home. Sexy yet clean.

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