The Afternoon Meme: New "Phillip Morris" Trailers, Fat Cats, Snack Food Stadiums and Channing Tatum Sets the Bar on Fire

Not only are Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey smoochin' in France for I Love You Phillip Morris, they're also releasing a new international trailer, which unlike the first one we can show here. It's gay, gay, gay – which begs the question: What will the American trailer look like?

Dear John has a music video out for the Snow Patrol song "Set Fire to the Third Bar" and it wisely focuses on the best parts of the movie - Channing Tatum's shirtless body. The song is kind of "meh" but you can just watch on mute. It's now my screensaver!

Alice In Wonderland has been releasing similar trailers, cut with a few seconds of new footage on each of the main Disney television networks. Yesterday we saw the ABC Family ad, and today we have the ABC commercial. This all leads up to the big commercial during the Super Bowl.

Speaking of the Super Bowl, another commercial has leaked, this time for the horror film The Crazies. At least I think it's a horror film. It looks awful, but remember, threats of blood and violence are fine for family time, just no dudes kissing.

Because there's no joke I won't beat to death, let me present How to Survive if Lost on a Mysterious Island. Seriously people, Tom & Jerry cartoons require less suspension of disbelief than this mess.

I don't know where the greatest amount of wrong comes from in this clip. It could be how fat the cat is, the fact it sleeps on its back, or the bed that was obviously custom built for the beast. The creature is obviously annoyed with the food bringer for not turning the phone off, but in this case I sense no danger because I think this cat is actually too fat to take action.

Every once in a while, I like to see Ellen's audience dancing before the show. I'm always amazed at the mix of people that won't just bop to the music in their seats, but will come up front and shake what their momma gave 'em. Young and old, there's no rhyme or reason. Follow Daniel Leary's rule on arms going above the plane of the shoulders to spot gay boys.

This animation was called The American Housing Market, but I don't see it. If it were the American Housing Market, we'd see more foreclosure signs. It is a mesmerizing set of digital Legos building digital dollhouses complete with furniture. Hats off to whoever came up with it.

I hope he divorces her and turns her into the police for domestic battery. Tossing the butter container at his prone body was mean.

A couple weeks ago I showed you a picture of 2009's Ultimate Snack Food Stadium. Well today we have the video of the build for the 2010 Ultimate Snack Food Stadium just in time for your Super Bowl party. Clocking in at a whopping 110,428 calories, I called my cardiologist after watching the video.