Afternoon Meme: Betty White's Naughty Shower Scene, Date for "Phillip Morris", and All Hail Hypnotoad!

Matthew Morrison, manwhore. Plus Eat, Pray, Love, will Caprica be renewed, Evil Wil Wheaton, and Monkey Snowball Fight!

I Love You Phillip Morris starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor is set to hit theaters in limited release next month, more than a year after Sundance. The film has done brisk business in France and Russia. It’s unknown how much of the gay sex and affection has been edited out of the version for U.S. audiences.

An error in math caused Vermont to incorrectly identify schools that were doing poorly in math.

The house at 2000 S St. NW that was made famous on MTVs Real World D.C. has been leased by HealthHIV, one of the nation’s largest HIV nonprofits.

Miranda Cosgrove, who plays Carly in iCarly on Nick (a show more gay men watch than would like to admit), has signed a new mid-seven-figure deal to star in 26 more episodes.

This is a list of the Top 15 Internet Meme Animals. All Hail Hypnotoad!

The Episcopal Church has named Mary Glasspool as its second openly gay bishop. The first of course was Rev. Gene Robinson.

Tim Burton’s next effort is going to be a 3D stop motion version of The Addams Family. But he’s not basing it off the old television show, instead he's going back to the original New Yorker cartoons.

The new Predators movie will have at least 20 catch phrases that will invade our vernacular when it comes out, including a contextually questionable “Your ass is awesome.”

There’s a new lipstick out that changes color with a woman’s body chemistry and changes color when she’s horny. It comes with a color chart for her boyfriend. This could be handy. No male equivalent is necessary though. Whatever color his lips, he's horny.

The Wendy Williams Show has been renewed for another season. In related news, so has E!’s The Soup.

Spartacus loses the loincloth in this Friday’s episode of Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Granted, it was a body double and not Andy Whitfield, but it’s an impressive full-frontal body double. Did I mention TheTorchOnline.com has a NSFW screenshot?

Along with that, did you want to learn 13 Amazing Penis Facts? Included is the study fact that gay men have more to work with. Probably NSFW, but not by much.

I recently tried a beard out, and discovered my facial hair color has no relationship to my hair color, so I looked silly. But in case you don’t, here’s an article to help you pick out facial hair style based on the shape of your face. Or you can just look at the hot guys with beards, like I did.

Spurf™ has a bunch of Glee scoop, but if basically boils down to the fact that Mr. Schuester (Matthew Morrison), free from marriage, is going to be a manwhore. As long as he’s a manwhore in very few clothes, I’m good with that.

Why do people always interview Esai Morales when his hotter (television) brother Sasha Roiz is right there in the purple carpet pictures? Oh, and Caprica renewal is not a lock.

The Daily Mail (yes, them) has a photo essay of Japanese macaques (which they refer to as monkeys) having a snowball fight. Now play along, and say "Monkey snowball fight!" kind of fast and loud, and see if you don't smile after you do.

Are these monkeys or some sort of chimps? I'm afraid to guess now.

This is actually an ad. You get a record inside a cardboard, recyclable package, complete with cardboard speaker. Put the record on, spin with a pencil. Probably not audiophile quality, but it would get my attention.

It's an ad for a company that makes these record player mailers.

Evil Wil Wheaton is returning to your favorite non-gay comedy as Sheldon's nemesis (I always wanted a nemesis!). This time the challenge isn't Magic: The Gathering but instead bowling. Sheldon likely will explain the physics of the game and the effects of a good lane waxing.

I enjoy Wil Wheaton in evil form.

This dog toy is a hard rubber ball for him to chew on, and to help your pup look more masculine at the dog park. And yes, they are available for purchase for $15.

No jokes I can make would get past the editor.

This infographic of male adolescence may need some stretching in the middle (and pronoun changes) to apply to most gay men I've known. Still, it's disturbing in its accuracy.

I always wondered about boys whose dads didn't have a magazine stash.

The new Julia Roberts movie is Eat, Pray, Love, and is possibly of gay interest because it was directed by out Glee creator Ryan Murphy. Also, there's considerable hot man action, including Hollywood's gay-friendliest straight man, James Franco.

Who is Betty White in the shower with, and can I have him when she's done? I need someone to scrub my back.

And this may be of no interest to anyone but me, but Futurama is coming back to television on Comedy Central, and the first teaser trailer for the series just dropped. Needs more Hypnotoad.