Afternoon Meme: Zombie Stanley Kubrick, Hunky "Stargate:U" Recaps, and "V" Brings Scott Wolf Back To My TV

Political sex scandals quantified, Johnny Lee Miller is too pretty for the apocalypse, and Lady GaGa remixed for Sesame Street

I know there have been 4,382,987 mashups done of Lady GaGa’s “Telephone” but none are as epic asSesame Street’s Yip Yips doing the song. You just got served!

In other Jim Henson–related news, Dark Crystal 2 is still happening. It’s being directed by Genndy Tartakovsky who does have the epic Samurai Jack to his name. Still, I’m not sure this works in 2010 when we’re so used to CGI.

In the New York Times ongoing feature “Vows” we meet Brian and Ryan, who are an amazing expression of what we’re trying to show the world about our love. Especially sandwiched between all the “more traditional” couples.

RuPaul’s brand new remix album Drag Race is available on iTunes, but the World of wonder folks have a preview you can hear. Warning: Head bopping followed by chair dancing is going to happen.

Remember how fun the TV Land Awards were last year, with Neil Patrick Harris dancing and singing, doing quick changes onstage? Well, remember it fondly because they’ve decided to let Tim Allen host this year’s show. I’m sure that sounded like a good idea to someone. Oh, and they’re honoring Glee as a “Future Classic” – no doubt to try and lure young people and gay folks into watching.

Australia is testing out “bionic” eyes made of sensors and implants that will give some people suffering from macular degeneration (like everyone in my family) some level of sight back. Not bad research for a country with socialized medicine.

Bloody Disgusting is saying Johnny Lee Miller is going to likely be the lead character Rick Grimes in AMC’s The Walking Dead. I’m completely fine with this, as long as the zombie apocalypse means there aren’t any clothes available for mankind. Yummy!

There’s a lot of sex scenes in Robert Pattinson and Charlize Theron’s new period film Bel Ami, and reportedly even a big orgy scene. I’ll pause writing this so you can pick yourselves up off the floor.

The Large Hadron Collider smashed some stuff last night, and as far as I can tell, it has not destroyed the world. No word on whether their insurance rates are going up.

President Obama will throw out the first pitch at Opening Day at Nationals Park. This officially makes baseball a socialist propaganda tool. It probably means baseball is now advancing the gay agenda somehow. Does that mean I can get locker room passes?

NY Mag has an extensive piece about Lady GaGa and the manufacturing of a pop star. When I say extensive, I mean it’s eight pages and could function as a biography for a star who’s only been on the scene a few years.

I've been teasing editor Michael Jensen that the next Twilight installment would have a gay director and thus we'd have to cover it. He might be able to breathe easy since Twilight’s Jackson Rathbone thinks Zombie Stanley Kubrick should direct Breaking Dawn. On second thought, gay or not, if Kubrick actually rose from the dead to direct I guess we’d still have to cover it.

Which political party has more sex scandals? Republicans win 32 to 26, but Democrats tend to have bigger ones. Oh, and while Dems have more issues with staffers and underage girls, Republicans are the winners with underage boys and prostitutes.

I'll be honest, this is the kind of day I'm having.

I know I should find this offensive, but let's face it: If we were looking at a shot on television before a tennis tournament and saw this, we'd all be like "Yep - that one's gay!"

Oddly, none of them appear to be looking at what they're supposed to be watching.

Somebody get me a brick - I want me some melted butter!

Is this not the cutest picture of a primate hugging a bird you've seen all day?

This is genius. So sensual.

If you're not watching The Robert Verdi Show Starring Robert Verdi, you're really missing out. Here's his assistants sharing the secrets of the "Luxe Lab":

We Love Soaps tweeted us and let us know that their interview with Thore Schölermann of Forbidden Love was ready after I whined incessantly about it not being on the site. Thanks, guys! Four minutes in, they talk about all the little touches and gestures that make this relationship so real, and his humble reaction is so adorable!

Stargate: Universe is back on SyFy Friday night instead of Caprica. Here we have the hunky Brian J. Smith (Lt. Scott) talking about the new season, which of course features David Blue (Ugly Betty). I was chatting with David on Twitter the other day, and he wants "to get his musical theater on" with a guest role on Glee. I'm all for it!

V is back on ABC tonight, and I'm excited, first because Scott Wolf is just dreamy, and Logan Huffman as the FBI agent's song isn't too shabby, either. But I do enjoy watching the beautiful Morenna Baccarin talk about the series and where it's going. She's not spilling on whether she's going to eat the rodent though.