Afternoon Meme: "Glee" Premieres "Vogue" Tonight, Webby Awards Announced, David Blue Likes Lt. Scott, plus "True Blood" Hunks

Drink tequila with Ellen, Modern Family's trophy wife, and Cheyenne Jackson and Jake Gyllenhaal duel for NYC's most adorable.

First, a note about today’s header photo. I took this picture of daddy bald eagle Saturday, about a half hour from home. He and his wife have a giant nest on an island above Sandstone Falls, and two little fuzzballs that are 10-day-old eaglets. Nature is awesome.

This spoiler from the Spurf™ say the Glee season finale made my man Matthew Morrison cry. It also says the judges for the Regionals are Sue Sylvester, Olivia Newton-John, and Josh Groban.

We also got a press release that says Sue Sylvester's music video for "Vogue" will premiere tonight during the spring premiere, a full week before the Madonna episode.

The Webby Award nominations were announced, and the gayest thing I see is Rage with Jude Law crossdressing.

I’m really trying to not pile onto the Catholic Church, but are they expecting me to not notice them opposing removing the statute of limitations on child sex crimes in Connecticut? The church leadership is stumbling so badly at this point it’s sad for whole new reasons.

But the Catholic Church has given it decades of thought, and decided it does love The Beatles.

Back onto entertainment, Andrew Niccol (Gattacca) is doing a Logan’s Run-esque movie about a future where people don’t die from old age, and for population control you have to be able to afford to live. Bonus points for the title of Im.mortal.

Constance McMillen has found some place she’ll feel the love for being who she is: She joins Dan Choi and Judy Shepard as a Grand Marshall for New York City Pride 2010.

Oh, this can’t end well. 

SyFy continues to defy expectations, signs a multi-year deal to have WWE Friday Night Smackdown on their network, and decides to move their original programming like SG:U and Eureka to Tuesdays.

Speaking of Stargate: Universe, David Blue did an interview about being a geek and the show, and he’s just as adorable here as he was as Marc’s love interest on Ugly Betty. When the interviewer brings up the flirtation with Chloe, he brings up the slash with him and Lt. Scott. h/t kuhnsy

Speaking of being a geek, this list of 7 Unique Dating Activities for Nerdy Couples has pictures, including a bunch of hot shirtless guys at a LAN party. Did I miss a memo again?

Well this is weird for a pilot shoot: NBC actually put out a press release saying 3^rd Rock from the Sun’s Kristen Johnson has joined Matthew Broderick’s Beach Lane, along with Trauma’s Aimee Garcia.

I take issue with this irresponsible headline saying that scientists are doing pest control by spraying moth larvae with pheromones and “turning them gay.” That’s not what’s happening at all. They are making it so the larvae can’t sexual orientation is changeable.

I’ve been asked to inform you that the exit interview for RuPaul’s Drag Race is available, but to not inform you who was interviewed.

Color flip is much more fascinating than it should be. I was like a cat in a room with a laser pointer.

Chace Crawford has taken his shiny hair and walked away from the remake of Footloose. I think everyone else involved should do the same.

Twitter is about to start adding advertising tweets to their search results, which makes me feel just a little dirty about the whole thing. Except I never use search. At least I know how they intend to keep paying for other companies.

Variety is locking up their content behind a paywall so they can afford to not write about gossip, like other common entertainment blogs. I call dibs on the desk chair when they go out of business. 

The earth is farting deep under the ocean, and scientists are excited about it.

If you put Mothra toys through the x-ray machine at a museum, it makes art, which you won’t be allowed to display in your snooty museum.

OK, I'm kind of irritated with how effortlessly handsome Cheyenne Jackson looks here, hanging out with his best girlfriend. He titled the tweet "This evening's cumulonimbus lesson"

My girlfriends never want to cloud watch.

This dog does not live with Cheyenne, and doesn't seem happy with his roommate.

This cat also likes to spread out.

Sex and the City 2 released this poster, and I must admit, they have the best airbrusher in the business. Sarah Jessica Parker didn't look this young when the series premiered.

Hopefully the plot is as fresh.

This vodka feels the need to get your attention with the addition of a 255-character scrolling LED screen. Like vodka needs any help getting my attention.

It should say "Put me down, it's only 10am."

I'm thinking that a bottle or two got this athlete's attention the night before the race.

It's a victory he'll never forget.

Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of GQ, and they've got a photo gallery of him around New York City, being adorable.

I'm thinking "goofy" is Jake's niche, more than "action hero."

Remember that Details photoshoot with the men of True Blood? There's backstage video with really loud music overlaid.

This Modern Family preview is titled "New Job" on Hulu and "Trophy Wife" on Facebook. I think it's laugh-out-loud funny no matter what you call it.

Less amusing from Modern Family is a web series called "Dunphypedia" all about Phil and his family. Here we look at Phil's rather awkward relationship with women and wonder how he stays married. I nominate his wife for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Ellen had this Irish group called Crystal Swing on her show to perform a song about drinking tequila. They brought her whiskey as a gift. Don't they know you shouldn't mix your beverages?