Afternoon Meme: Michael Weatherly Can't Keeps His Pants On,"Twilight" Paychecks, and Hasselbeck Didn't Apologize!

Plus, "Boba Fetish," Ramin Setoodeh's day gets worse, Was "Freeway of Love" worth a cover, and you need to vote for Danny Miller!

Everyone and their brother is ganging up on Ramin Setoodeh and Newsweek. Kristen Chenoweth got the publicity we didn’t, which is fine. And now Ted Casablanca has taken what she said and extrapolated it with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to drive the point home.

It seems Morocco is being more logical than Egypt, and is going to let Sir Elton John perform a concert there, despite some outcry from clerics that worry he will “encourage homosexuality.”

The cast of Three Musketeers is shaping up to be handsome, with negotiations for Percy Jackson’s Logan Lerman up for D’Artagnan, and Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans and Matthew MacFadyen up for the Porthos, Athos, and Aramis. They hope Orlando Bloom will play against type as the villainous Duke of Buckingham.

A physicist in New Zealand has notified the Oxford English Dictionary that their 99-year-old definition of “siphon” is wrong. And I thought you guys were picky!

Vivid has announced their intent to make adult film versions of pretty much every superhero film out there following success of their Batman title. Up next are Superman, The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor and Hulk. All are straight titles as far as I know.

The Russians don’t understand why we don’t deal with the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico the way they always dealt with a leaking well – nuke it! Frankly, if the President is afraid to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell or pass ENDA in an election year, I doubt he’s going to nuke Mardis Gras.

Remember last week when a tearful Elisabeth Hasselbeck made us all think she’d called ESPN’s Erin Andrews and apologized for the things she said about the stalker? Turns out that phone call never happened, and we all got played by the blond. I always knew she was awful, but crying and using her little daughter like that?

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus had dinner together in Los Angeles and nobody bothered to drop an asteroid on the restaurant. What are we paying taxes for, anyhow?

That blond former American Idol winner got nominated against that blond teenager, another blond girl, and a bunch of guys in cowboy hats for the CMT Music Awards.

Speaking of awards, the TV Now Awards are voting in Ireland and Danny Miller is up for Favorite Male Soap Star for his role as Aaron on Emmerdale. As far as I can tell, they let anyone in the world vote.

Pitchfork Music tells us that the gay hardcore short I Want Your Love (similar to Shortbus with real, graphic sex) has some mainstream indie music in it, including the Girls, the Chromatics, and Glass Candy.

Playboy’s June edition has a new gimmick – the centerfold picture of Hope Dworaczyk was shot in 3D, and the magazine includes the glasses for viewing. I guess it was only a matter of time.

Breaking Dawn may have an Oscar winning director in Bill Condon, but they don’t have all their stars signed on, including the Cullen siblings played by Kellan Lutz and Ashley Green, who are said to have turned down offers of 10x what they got for the first film. Rumor has it Summit is considering a recast of one role to scare the others into signing.

I have a sleeping bag that's rated to -20 degrees and has a weird bungee cord feature called "Crazy Legs" for when I'm having "puppy running" dreams. It's infinitely practical and cost a fortune, but I'd trade it in a second for the cool factor of ChumBuddy.

I'd host slumber parties just to show it off.

The dangers of an outdoor wedding are wedding crashers.

During Gay Days at Disney, there's also MariCon for all the gay geeks, with comics, booths, and collectibles.

And it's at the host hotel, so it's convenient.

Whenever I see things like this, I wonder if it's art, or Photoshop.

It's a little known fact that newly born horses make lousy ice skaters.

I knew that Iron Man 2 had a bunch of different suits available, but I missed this underwater version.

And here's your daily dose of cute.

The corporate cousins over at Atom Films have created a series of possible ways that Lost could end their run, and I think each is about as plausible as the show itself. Here's one option.

The Onion AV Club chose 25 classic songs and then invited bands to come in, choose one, and record a cover. Here the Fruit Bats take on Hall & Oates "One On One."

Here's a new trailer for Christopher Nolan's Inception, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I've now watched at least four trailers for this movie, and I still don't understand what "dream security" is..

Over at the Clicklist! countdown of videos on Logo, they had a song remake that never needed to happen. I present Pepper Mashay doing "Freeway of Love" with a generic Cadillac. I'm pretty sure the Cadillac isn't even pink, they just used a filter.

I'm not much of a gaymer - even the Wii can be too complex for me control-wise. But the X-Box motion control with Project Natal, well, there my own clumsiness is my only obstacle. But I've been waiting forever. When it is happening?

NCIS's Michael Weatherly without his pants making jokes about the size of his manhood is one of the few ways that I can think of to get me to run a Rachel Ray clip.

And I don't know what to do with this clip. I wasn't even sure if I should run it. But it's from a 7pm show on basic cable, and it's even part of a running series called "Boba Fetish" on G4's Attack of the Show. And there's little doubt that it's gay. It's not precisely NSFW, but look over your shoulder before clicking play.