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Morning Meme: Kish Anger Flares, Puppies Kiss, Basketball Goes Gay and Did Lady GaGa Hang Up on Jonathan Ross?

For those of you wondering if Robert Pattinson can open a movie, we now know he can’t.

One Life To Live’s decision to fade away Kish has Daytime Confidential mad as hell. I felt a little sorry for the boys, because it sounds like GLAAD scaled back honoring the show Saturday if you read Brett’s Twitter, which sucks, because the actors did groundbreaking work. And there are multiple efforts underway to protest the decision.

George Michael and Boy George aren’t feuding anymore. Those of you who have been too concerned to eat can now head to McDonalds.

I’ve mentioned my concern about the Texas Textbooks Commission rewriting history to suit their conservative agenda before. And how it affects everyone, because Texas is such a huge customer for books. But this new round of changes is truly outrageous. They’re dropping Thomas freaking Jefferson from American history in favor of more conservative thinkers. I think there should be a rule: If you’re on our money, you get taught in history class.

Does anyone here watch anything on USA Network? I’m trying to understand how they rake in 3x as much advertising revenue as SyFy, the next closest cable network, which I watch regularly. Anyone?

Cutie Matt Doyle has a gig coming up singing at Joe’s Pub in April, and tickets are on sale now for the Gossip Girl, Spring Awakening, and Bye Bye Birdie star.

Netflix ran a contest to optimize their recommendations system, and gave away a million bucks as a prize. They wanted to do it again, but got sued for privacy concerns, since researchers worked with poorly anonymized data. I knew all this, but I didn’t realize one of the people who sued them was a closeted lesbian who feared her rental history could out her.

At this website, you will find a classic paper doll you can print out and play with and dress. Did I mention it was modeled on film star Colby Keller? The page is SFW.

The San Francisco Chronicle has a great story about the Gay and Lesbian night at the Golden State Warriors game last week. Other than some seriously upscale tailgating, it sounds like it was just a normal night at the arena. But then again, I’ve spent some time in luxury suites at sports stadiums, and maybe it wasn’t any more upscale than any other night.

A lesbian soldier was discharged after the local police department saw her marriage license through the window of her house and reported her to her commander. That’s right – no asking, no telling, just a third party outing.

There was a survey of straight people about what they do, and do not consider to be “sex.” By these results, you’ll be disturbed to know that gay men do not do anything that qualifies as sex if straight people do it.

The Writers Guild of America, West’s Gay and Lesbian Writers Committee and the Committee of Black Writers will be sponsoring “Flipping the Script: Beyond Homophobia in Black Hollywood” on March 23. Participating writers are like the rock stars of Hollywood, including Paris Barclay.

TeenNick has announced plans to turn DeGrassi: The Next Generation into a telenovela format, five days/week format. With any luck, they’ll have time to explore Riley’s life.

I’m trying not to giggle too much while I try and explain that the Daily Mail has been caught flat out lying about the research of a “child protection expert” and the perils of Facebook. They “ghost wrote” the pieces from the expert, and have now had to go back and correct parts of the story, and retract and apologize for other parts. 

It turns out Bruce Willis lied to us – it’s not simple to nuke a killer asteroid and save the planet, because the rocks just pull back together from their own shared gravity, and you have the same problem rock hurtling at you in about two hours.

I had two cute animals to brighten up your Monday morning, and I really couldn't decide. I hope you like puppies.

They're kissing!

John Barrowman made a double appearance on the site last week for his birthday, but the real party was evidently in Las Vegas, and he didn't follow the "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" rule.

Scott, John, and friend Gavin.

We'll have extensive coverage of the GLAAD Media Awards (that Flying Monkey won) later in the day, but I have an outside source that proves the Flying Monkey and editor Michael Jensen spend their time with the beautiful people.

Doesn't get more beautiful than Ronnie.

I've seen penguins with six-pack holders (Happy Feet), but I've never seen a crab wearing a teapot. Evidently a gay crab wearing a teapot.

Does he get a coffee urn when he outgrows the teapot?

As optical illusions go, this is one of the weirder I've ever featured. Sorry it's so small, but resizing these animations takes software beyond AfterElton.com's budget.

So many cheap jokes.

From the world of advertising, I have this ad for Durex XLm condoms. Durex has been putting out some really great ads lately, but some are too racy for us.

If they wear nothing under their kilts ...

Cutie married out musician Matt Morris sat down with John Polly over at NewNowNext last month and answered a few questions. Here we find out he loves Golden Girls and RuPaul's Drag Race, in case anyone had any doubts about him. One of us. One of us.

Adam Lambert sat down with ABC's Nightline for an interview last week. I guess he's still only allowed on the network on a serious tape delay, since he was in Australia while it aired as far as I know.

And finally, Robert Rodriguez popped up in Austin for SXSW with some footage from Predators. He seems completely aware that the franchise was done to death with Arnold.

Lady GaGa sat down on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross and talked about a range of issues, but mostly about her clothes. But the bit where she talks about why she wore the telephone hat to the interview made me laugh out loud. 

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Peachy's picture

Why people watch the USA network...

Wrestling Fans maybe who knows if that's still popular as it was once Stone Cold and The Rock left. I just revealed myself as a wrestling fan didn't I? whoops.
Thank you by the way for including the Predators trailer I'm excited but cautious I mean on one hand The guy who directed My favorite guilty Pleasure From dusk till dawn directs a Predator movie set in a jungle environment with Morpheus?? YAY! but on the other hand it seems like an attempt to follow Aliens with it's epicness which could end falling on it's face. Definitely watching that one...
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Rob's picture

nothing wrong

nothing wrong with watching muscled up guys rubbing up against each other. it's definetly a specator sport!  Gooooo Heart Break Kid!!!

 

 

"Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right!"  Bubba Pratt

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Disturbed1ne's picture

you do know....

he's done in two weeks right?

 

just letting you know =P

 

"Fate won't compromise"

Disturbed1ne's picture

I am too

am a wrestling fan. been watching it since age 6. and now i'm 27.

 

people have their own reasons to watch it. it's great entertainment for me.

 

and yes, they have some hella hot guys in here. Cena is OK...but a lil too buff for me.

 

if you want to look up some eye candy, check out guys like Edge, Evan Bourne, John Morrison, 

 

=)

 

"Fate won't compromise"

DataCold's picture

Unfourtunatly it is not

Unfourtunatly it is not being Directed by Rodriguez but produced. It's being directed by Nimród Antal who directed Armored. :\
Peachy's picture

either way...

either way works really. They have a chance to really earn a good review from me :D
FakeName's picture

Why I watch USA Network

Burn Notice, White Collar, Royal Pains and In Plain Sight all air on USA and are all fun shows. Whereas yes, SyFy has Caprica but nothing else that interests me. Aside from the morning marathons of older shows, some of which I used to watch, SyFy's programming seems to consist mostly of brain-killing "find the ghost" shows which, since ghosts do not exist, are both boring and insults to my intelligence.
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xanthis2001's picture

USA Network also has NCIS reruns.

 I know that might not seem relevant but I read in many instances those reruns of NCIS are pulling bigger numbers and key demographics then new programs on the Networks.   Advertisers are likely to purchase time on a highly rated proven show than on a show that might not be on the air after 4 episodes.

 

It is always the minorities that hold the key of progess; it is always through those who are unafraid to be different that advance comes to human society. - Raymond B. Fosdick

jjose712's picture

OLTL decision

to ax Kish (apart from other ridiculous consideration) had a terrible timing, that put the actors in such bad situation. And i can understand why GLAAD didn't want to make too much celebration about the award
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mleb's picture

I enjoy both Burn Notice and

I enjoy both Burn Notice and White Collar on USA, both of which typify the USA formula that, I think, is responsible for its ratings. Whether it's Law and Order:(of whatever flavor), Psych, BN, WC, that show about that hamptons doctor, Monk, etc, USA has a ton of shows that are heavy on the distinctive characters, relatively easy on the brain, relatively family friendly (okay, not so much the SVU, but I could watch Monk, Psych, BN, and WC with my parents without squirming). Plus, the most important part, while all their original series have a limited amount of season long arcs, they all tend to be much more episodic than serial.

 

That is, if you like (or at the very least, don't mind) Monk/Psych/L&O/Etc, and you're cruising through the channels and catch an episode, you're not going to be completely lost (like you might jumping into a random ep of Caprica). They're the TV equivalent of Cozy Mystery genre of books, with generally likeable leads and they seldom go places with their storylines that are going to make you uncomfortable (again, with the exception of SVU). 

 

If I want something intense, profound, difficult, etc, I'm probably going to go for an FX show, or maybe AMC's offerings, etc. If I want mental comfort food (that's relatively gender neutral - not too Lifetime, not too Spike), USA has me covered. On their best days, shows like White Collar or Burn Notice wow me, but for the most part, I know that if I leave one of their shows on, Shawn and Gus will be Shawn and Gus and catch a killer, Monk will be Monk and catch a killer, Michael and Fiona will be Michael and Fiona and make some bad guy pay. 

 

Yeah, I like challenging TV sometimes. A lot of the time, even. But USA's shows are predictable (in a good way, if you like the leads and don't dislike the premise). And if I want some easygoing, mental unwinding time that's not going to leave me frustrated or challenged, USA gives me a lot of shows to choose from where the good guys are a little wacky and the bad guys always get theirs by the end of the hour.  And if I'm in a more prurient mood, there's always L&O:SVU/CI. 

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isoron's picture

Agree With Fakename

about USA but SyFy has been so "ghost" busters for so long. When was Eureka last on? and Caproca is great but few original shows show up. Their takes on Oz and Wonderland had me at least watch but the rest of the days are "fill".
xanthis2001's picture

This is why we need NATIONAL standards in education.

 I taught high school social sciences and English in Florida for many years. I also worked as an assistant guidance counselor and served on a textbook review board.  The textbook review board was a "reward" for winning the Educator of the Year award.  It was an exercise in frustration and I kept pissing people off because I wanted to adopt the text that contained a special focus section on Civil Protest - it focused on mainly on MLK/Malcom X and the protest over Vietnam but it did cover Stonewall.  Most of my “colleagues”  felt that  focusing on protesting during a time of war was asking for trouble.  Of course they wanted to include a section that focused on the “Christian Principles of the Constitution”   I heard teachers say we could include whatever we wanted they would skip it or use supplemental material if they didn’t like it.   In all honesty I did the same thing but for me it was more to streamline subjects that the text spent to much time on.   I had 18 weeks of a 90 minute a day period to cover American History which had to include a “substantial” time on The Colonies, The Revolution, The Constitution, The Civil War, and the Holocaust BEFORE we even got to the Civil Rights movement.   The first week is largely a bust because of students going in and out of class and the last is largely for testing, projects, etc that meant covering all of American History in 16 weeks with one to two weeks for each of BIG topics.  World History was even worse.  I told the Superintendent that we needed to break the courses into 2 sections like that do in college courses.  I was afraid given the amount of information shoved at them after we passed WWII that their grasp of 20th century history would have them believing we went into Vietnam to protect it from the missiles that Cuba had pointed at it and then America became trapped there until Ronald Regan asked Fidel Castro to tear down the Berlin Wall and let them out.  English was even worse because each teacher basically chose their own reading material.  The school I was at teaching at was in a transition area because of the military base and the seasonal employment.  We are also close to the Mississippi and Alabama state lines; who at the time weren’t following No Child standards.  I watched a third year math teacher breakdown because a week before FCAT testing she got 6 students from Alabama and Mississippi in her Algebra classes (that was the most basic math we taught).  We had to test every student enrolled and they aren’t looking to see if that student had been in a underperforming state a week earlier all they know is the kid is reading at a fourth grade level and can’t solve for X.  National Standards would go along way toward making schools focus on universal standards not state interest.  

The fact that they want to include such specifically conservative material means that if a student transfers out of Texas then their educational standards don’t fall in line with other states.  Many states adopt their own text books but since Texas is such a big consumer other states will likely find themselves having to use the same text.  I think if they want to put a focus on conservatism and Republicans (Ronald Regan) then maybe it should be in the American Government course that is required which affords more time for ideology.  History should be as factual as possible but unfortunately when you blur the truth with agendas that gets lost.

 

It is always the minorities that hold the key of progess; it is always through those who are unafraid to be different that advance comes to human society. - Raymond B. Fosdick

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Addison Dewitt's picture

GLAAD Mission and Kish

If GLAAD downplayed KISH in their award to OLTL, isn't that counterintuitive to GLAAD's mission to promote gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgender people in entertainment and media?  If I were them knowing the decision, I would have arranged to have Brett and Scott up there with a celebrity unrelated to ABC making jokes about the recent decision to phase them out.

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GayTVluver's picture

Colby Keller...

..."film star".

Tee Hee.

lvsxy808's picture

You just know John had

You just know John had a threeway with those two later that night.
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GayTVluver's picture

Open relationship

The open relationship folks would love to have John and Scott as the gay face of the practice.  They could be the Mo'nique of the gay community.  :)
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Ed Kennedy's picture

Almost didn't run it...

I almost didn't run that picture because of fear of someone saying that. But if you think about it there's somebody taking the picture. You can see him in the other pictures.
GayTVluver's picture

You mean you didn't intend for people to think that?

You attach "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" and labeled his manager a "friend".

What are perverts suppose to think?

kingbantam's picture

Of course Gavin is also

Of course Gavin is also John's agant and Manager and the somebody taking the pics that you can see in the other photos is Gavin's own partner Stuart.
Hllangel's picture

USA Network

USA has a lot of good, original programming these days. Where it used to be all Law and Order reruns, we now have White Collar, Psych, Burn Notice, In Plain Sight, Royal Pains, and Monk (though that's over now). 

 The original programming is well written and acted, and the characters are always more complex and interesting than you expect them to be.  

giovannif7's picture

Thanks for my morning laugh!

I love that the guy in front of the guy with the XL Kilt appears to have red scraped-up knees...

And add me to the list of those who enjoy many of the new USA Network series - they've been much more consistent in creating fun, enjoyable shows than any of the major broadcast networks in the past few years. PsyPhy (or whatever they're calling themselves this week) is much less consistent as well - I enjoy Eureka, but Caprica, Sanctuary and Warehouse 13 haven't grown on me the way I'd hoped they would.

Steven's picture

USA Hooray!

I, for one, love the original content on the USA Network.  Psych, Burn Notice, In Plain Sight, White Collar, and Royal Pains are all shows I will TiVo.  Would love to see them add a show with some gay content, but, hopefully, that will be coming down the line.
FakeName's picture

What, didn't you care for

...evil psycho-gay Gilroy on Burn Notice?

Maybe Mozzie on White Collar will turn out to be gay. I don't recall he's expressed much in the way of romantic interest in any direction. Willie Garson's played gay before, as the disturbing closet case Sonny Spike in the 2002 indie film Luster.

Morgan's picture

Kish letter writing campaign

Thanks for the Kish protest link, Ed!

Once there, I found this link that tells you how to send 50 free postcards to ABC and to OLTL writers & producers.It took about a half hour, but it was worth my time. All y'all with the time should do this as well. It couldn't hurt anything, except maybe the poor mail carriers!

Disturbed1ne's picture

latest USA network numbers for last month

It's almost become a quiet network but to see how many shows they have that makes them keep winning...

that and Monday Night RAW

 

as much as some people may view it, the way they have chugged along for 16 years, why wouldnt a network want them? they hit their demographics pretty good.

 

I love wrestling. there I said it too. =)

 

current eye candy, you guys should look him up, his name is Evan Bourne. 

 

USA Network wins again, link

http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/03/02/usa-network-triumphs-in-february/43663

 

"Fate won't compromise"

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