Morning Meme: Leo To Don a Dress, Miley Upstaged By Reptiles, Beth Ditto Is Fierce and Free, plus a Historic Opposite Marriage

Plus, Cheyenne Jackson gets wet, Arnold "is back," Fox News fakes it again, and mourning the loss of David Mills.

I had no intention of going to see the Miley Cyrus film The Last Song, but the headline for the Village Voice review suddenly makes me care: Hanna Montana Upstaged by Sea Turtles in The Last Song. I hope that means Crush from Finding Nemo landed a new gig.

Remember how murder music king Buju Banton claimed to be losing weight in prison, and his lawyer was upset? It turns out he’s actually gained eleven pounds since they locked him up, so that’s not helping his case.

I didn’t realize that The Vampire Diaries was new last week. It seemed like forever since they opened that tomb and didn’t find the old vampire Damon was pining for. Anyway, I forgot to watch last Thursday. Fortunately, Alessar has some great recaps in the forums here on AfterElton.com.

Neal McDonough is probably best known for Band of Brothers, or more recently, the crazy man married to Edie on Desperate Housewives. He had a starring role in the ABC summer series Scoundrels, but was abruptly replaced when he refused the steamy sex scenes. He doesn’t do those, at all, because it conflicts with his faith and his marriage. It isn’t new – you’ve never seen him in a sex scene. He’s actually consistent. 

Beth Ditto of Gossip is looking fierce in Paper, and she gives great quote on a variety of subjects, from her partner to shoplifting. Great read from an unapologetic lady.

Here are the 32 Most Commonly Misused Words and Phrases. How many have I used in the column this week?

Famed TV writer David Mills passed away while filming his new series Treme in New Orleans.. His many credits included The Wire, which gave us Omar, one of the most interesting gay characters in the history of television. Our condolences to his family and friends.

No one ever listens to me! Despite my plea yesterday to make Matt Damon a love interest for Cheyenne Jackson’s Danny on 30 Rock, Spurf says he’s actually the love interest for Tina Fey. Boo!

One of the smallest dinosaurs ever discovered resembles the Roadrunner more than anything else, and it feasted on termites and ants.

Says Roger Ebert: "Michael Bay is remaking "Rosemary's Baby. O….kay…." 

The rumors of Sir Anthony Hopkins acting like a diva on the set of Thor with the hunky Chris Hemsworth aren’t true. And yes, I ran this denial of rumor you didn’t even know about merely as an excuse to post a picture of Hemsworth.

Sarah Palin’s first “special” for Fox News is today, and it features “inspirational stories of real Americans.” The problem is, one of those “real Americans” was LL Cool J, who took offense at his 2008 interview with another journalist being repackaged like he talked to Palin. Fox has pulled the segment while issuing the snippy “wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.”

Leonardo DiCaprio is in talks to star as J. Edgar Hoover in the Clint Eastwood directed, Dustin Lance Black written film. DLB has already said the film will deal with details about Hoover’s rumored cross-dressing and homosexuality. And with people like Eastwood and DiCaprio involved, I don’t see how a studio could say no.

I don't get G4 at my house, so I'm not at all sure what the Melon Head Sex thing is, but anything that keeps my favorite nerd nearly naked works for me. If you missed whatever this was on Web Soup last night, I'm sure it will repeat.

If you ever wanna cuddle with a human instead Chris, call me.

Whaaatever.

It took me a moment. I'm assuming the sign predates texting, otherwise that's really scary.

The Telegraph shows us the sanctity of opposite marriage.

It's subtle, but there's a joke in this picture.

Remember the pictures we ran of hunk-a-dunk Cheyenne Jackson with the giant pompadour? Those were by Mike Ruiz for fab. You really have to read the interview, where Cheyenne talks about everything from the size of his butt to coming out to playing gay vs. straight.  It's a very revealing piece.

I like him wet, dripping and just a little dirty.

You know that advertising is deceptive. But normally they're at least sneaky about it. This clip from the Russian equivalent of QVC didn't even bother cutting away to switch the scissors. In Soviet Russia, scissors shop you!

Here's the first trailer for The Expendables, starring every 1980s and 1990s action star like Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crewe, Steve Austin, Eric Roberts, Danny Trejo, and featuring cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger. I feel like this one should really be promoted by Mr. 80s himself, snicks.

CBS has released the briefest of previews for Julianne Moore's return performance on As The World Turns this month. I'm not sure if this is for the show, or just the cast greeting her when she walked on the set.