Morning Meme: NPH Revisits "Harold and Kumar," Bristol Palin's Acting Debut, and Jesse Tyler Talks Gay Kisses

Plus the Boy Scouts have it both ways, the best Jersey Shore one-liners, and John Lithgow's monkey business.

Blogger note: The above picture happened in my yard. No idea where she came from.

As soon as Dreamworks saw the cute little trolls on the train in the opening to Toy Story 3, they called up and licensed the 90s pop culture fad for a movie. So there’s that to look forward to.

Neil Patrick Harris says he’s confirmed for the new Harold and Kumar film. So there’s also that to look forward to.

Disney has unveiled their Golden Oak luxury housing complex, right on the grounds of Walt Disney World in Florida. You can live in the happiest place on earth, in homes designed by Disney Imagineers. Just don’t pick a lot near the "It’s a Small World" ride – that song will get to you.

Officer Cuddleybear is now on Facebook in anticipation of new episodes of Southland.

Earlier we shared the sad news that Next Fall would be ending its Broadway run. Star Patrick Breen shares his emotions and experiences on the modern Odd Couple story.

A man in Essex, England bid £3.20 on eBay for a green film canister labeled “old movie.” When he got it, it contained what was believed to be a lost movie, Charlie Chaplin in Zepped.

Bacon Camp. Back in a week. Or maybe two.

A jury in Philadelphia has ruled that the city can’t kick the Boy Scouts of America out of their rent-free lease for their anti-gay policies. The ruling appears to be in conflict with a previous Supreme Court ruling. What’s really silly is the lease allows the city to kick the Scouts out without cause, so I remain confused why all this money was wasted.

GOProud (gay uber-conservative group) is picking a fight with the anti-gay Family Research Council. GOProud seems genuinely surprised that the left hates them for being pro-gun and anti-healthcare and the right hates them because they’re gay. Dick Cheney feels more love.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson addresses the Modern Family gay kiss controversy. He’s really respectful of the fans in this interview, but also insists we need to trust the show. I’m inclined to trust them, and I’m glad that they seemed to have hired a PR consultant for the subject in the last couple of weeks.

It turns out that Iran is not for dog people.

Yesterday I chose not to mention that the New York Post had a "source" that said the Jersey Shore boys were furious their shirtless Village Voice photoshoot was used to cover the "Queer Issue." Stories with "a source" make my skin crawl. E! took the time to ask Vinnie what he thought and of course he's fine with it.

In the aftermath of the loss to the United States Wednesday, Algerian player Rafik Saifi slapped a female journalist in front of other reporters without a word being spoken. To her credit, she hit him back.

Does The Daily Show have a woman problem? Also addressed, Jon Stewart may not be nearly as lovable off screen, which is a shame.

Freida Pinto and John Lithgow are in talks to join James Franco in the Planet of the Apes prequel. Suddenly I can only see Lithgow in his 3^rd Rock from the Sun persona.

The Association of National Advertisers Alliance for Family Entertainment has created a $10 million fund for developing “family-friendly television.” That made me a bit nervous until I read that previous funds by the group have produced Gilmore Girls, Everybody Hates Chris, Friday Night Lights and Chuck, which aren’t what comes to mind when I hear “family friendly” in this jaded world.

Another 12 Amazing Photos You Won’t Believe Are Not Photoshopped.

Good headline, or Best headline?

The Huffington Post brings us the latest marketing campaign from Spirit Airlines. Unlike the Democrats, Spirit isn't about to let a crisis to go waste.

I wonder what SPF heavy crude is?

So what exactly is Dolce & Gabbana trying to sell in this ad for Fall 2010? And if it's those guys, I'll take two, and put the other three on layaway.

Adam Senn, Arthur Kulkov, Evandro Soldati, Noah Mills & Sam Webb by Steven Klein

The Secret Life of the American Teenager has never been strong on the quality of acting. Some have even dubbed the style as "Canadian." But we love our Mounties, so we won't go there. Still, they look like classically trained Shakespearean actors next to Bristol Palin, who is playing... Bristol Palin. How hard can that be? And can't we just watch Griffin take his shirt off instead?

I'm not a huge fan of Jersey Shore, probably because I can't stand to watch more than two minutes at a time. MTV says that it has so many great one liners, they made a book of them. I don't know if they actually made a book, but as read by Warren the Ape and friends, they are pretty funny.

The High Five Guys go to the World Cup, and you see a lot of hotties, celebrities, and furry friends in the background, just like their Olympic video. The music is infectious.