Morning Meme: Wentworth Miller's Sideline Gig, Matthew Mitcham Smiles for the Camera, and Why Was Dave Salmoni on Fire Island?

Plus we present Kathy Griffin-Lutz, Kalinda gets a love interest on The Good Wife, and Dan Choi is arrested again.

Julianne Moore is everywhere in my life these days. I watched A Single Man on Saturday, caught Chloe on Sunday, ran the Bvlgari ad on Monday and The Kids Are All Right is everywhere. Now I’m seeing that the children’s book she wrote called Freckleface Strawberry is being turned into an off-Broadway musical for kids.

GetEQUAL activists including Lt. Dan Choi were arrested after they blocked Las Vegas Boulevard yesterday as the Netroots Nation convention got underway to protest Sen. Reid and Speaker Pelosi’s inaction on DADT and ENDA.

The original Soup Nazi is reopening a restaurant in New York City’s Hell’s Kitchen. The same one from the only Seinfeld episode I ever found even slightly amusing.

If you wondered where sexy Wentworth Miller has been since Prison Break went off the air, it turns out he’s been leading a double life. He’s also a writer it seems, and he's got two scripts in development under the pseudonym Ted Foulke, including Stoker, which has Carey Mulligan and Jodie Foster attached. Impressive.

Apparently there are Ten Fictional Pieces of Technology That Actually Exist in Real Life. Several of them have me uttering that line, “I for one welcome our new robot overlords.”

Canadian-made sexually active gay zombies are not welcome at this year's Melbourne International Film Festival. I guess they have a problem with immigration in Australia, too.

Only in San Francisco could you have a competitive, coed synchronized swimming team. Yet another reason San Francisco is awesome.

To clarify, NBC didn’t keep Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show Emmy nomination category off the air. The big category will still air on NBC, causing executives and Jay Leno to cringe like they just took a shot to the nads like an episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Just the writing category moves to the Creative Emmys as part of a deal worked out last year.

Actress Brooke Vincent says that her character’s lesbian storyline on Coronation Street is not a phase despite her young age. This is the first time the show has had a lesbian storyline.

Comedian Stephen Fry is again on the attack with the BBC for not giving the audience credit for being smart. He finds it sad that their flagship programs are Doctor Who and Merlin. But I like Doctor Who.

To everyone who yelled at me for not giving The Good Wife credit for Kalinda being a lesbian over her “it’s complicated” line, I give you her newly cast love interest: Scott Porter of Friday Night Lights fame. I’m pretty sure he has a wee-wee.

Did anyone watch the MTV docu-something called If You Really Knew Me? How’d the gay drum major come out in the Breakfast Club-esque reality thing? Sorry – nobody has been able to describe what it really is to me.

Evidently Forever 21 is a store that markets clothing to teenage girls. They have a new maternity line that they’re testing in Arizona, Alaska, California, Utah and Texas. These also happen to be the states with the highest teenage pregnancy rates. Sounds like smart business to me, but some people are upset.

A fan passed a camera to Enrique Englesias at a concert in Las Vegas. Englesias took the camera, pointed it down his pants and took a picture of his junk and gave the camera back. I guess he can’t find a partner for a sex tape?