"Valentine's Day" Trailer Shows Stellar Cast, But Why Is Julia Roberts Kissing Bradley Cooper?

Why do I always think Bradley Cooper is up to something when he smiles?

We first told you that Bradley Cooper was going to play a gay man stuck as a seatmate to Julia Roberts' Army doctor back in May, and we had a fantasy casting for his closeted football player boyfriend. We had a lot of good suggestions that Hollywood chose to ignore for Valentine's Day.

But we didn't argue that much, because they cast McSteamy himself, Eric Dane in the role.

None of the set pics I've seen have Dane wearing a shirt.

They then proceeded to cast half of Hollywood for the movie, including Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, and Shirley MacLaine. Now we've got our first look at the movie. Take a look at the trailer:

When did Topher Grace get so hot that Anne Hathaway had to straddle him?

What do you think? Are you going to go see it this winter?