Meet Your Gay(s) of the Week: Russell & Talbot

Our first introduction to them was the fanciest of dinner parties - where the human entrees willingly gave up their blood. Hence, "cruelty free!"

"Note the citrusy accent. This one's been eating nothing but tangerines for a week."

It's just that sort of macabre excess that makes us think we're gonna love having you guys around this season on True Blood.

The rest of the Gay of the Week field didn't really have a chance.

Here's how the things stacked up.

We'll be back with another Battle of the Network Gays on Friday. If you have any recommendations for candidates, please share them in the comments to this post.