How Should Rob Lowe Leave "Brothers & Sisters"? Check Out These Reader Suggestions!
Never let it be said that AfterElton.com readers don't answer their call of duty. When we found out that Rob Lowe would be leaving Brothers and Sisters, you whooped, you hollered, you celebrated late into the night — and then you offered up some super imaginative, slightly graphic ways you thought he should be written off the show.
According to our survey, the majority of you would settle for a good, old-fashioned heart attack (that sticks this time). Alcohol poisoning and plane crash were a close second and third.

But a shocking number of you were happy to take Robert McCallister's death into your own hands. Or, at the very least, happy to hand him off to a pack of wild dogs. Here are some of our favorite suggestions from our rather imaginative — and bloodthirsty — readers.
Abducted by aliens. Preferably the ones from V who could serve him as dinner!

Finally outed as a vampire and destroyed by a Slayer.

Attacked by a pack of lemurs and/or sex scandal. Hmm, Lowe's already survived one sex scandal and are lemurs vicious enough to do the job?

Mauled to death by a wolfman. Senator Prettyboy, no more!

Eaten by a land shark. Or any shark really. Even a really angry crustacean would suffice.

Killed by a cartoon smash. And we could watch it again and again and again...

Fed to crocodiles. On the other hand, what have crocodiles ever done to us?

Head explodes during a Walker family argument. Bonus if Kitty is sitting close enough to get taken out as collateral damage!

Attacked by a killer penguin. See lemur question above.

Recast with Joshua Malina. Maybe that will finally kill Lowe's career as well!

An affair with Scotty. The downside? We'd lose Scotty of course and then what would be the point of watching?.

Any more suggestions? Leave them in the comments!
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