ANTM takes a deadly turn

This week's episode of ANTM was deadly. Deadly fierce, that is. In an effort to prove that it's the gayest show on tv (in direct competition with Ugly Betty, of course), there were Madonna references, two appearances by Benny Ninja, voguing (is that even a word?), and a pose-off. The photo shoot theme was even crime scenes where the models had murdered each other -- especially classy coming on the heels of the overdose death of Jael's friend just last week. The show was jam-packed with drama, but then, when isn't it? Oh yeah, and Tyra was wearing another one of her stupid head scarfs. Ugh. When will it end?

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Here's a taste of this week's recap:

Okay, I'm going to start this week off with a prediction. Before the show even started, I said, "How much do you want to bet that the photo shoot this week is dealing with either drugs or death?" No one took me up on my bet because we all know how evil this show can be. Every year when someone experiences some sort of tragedy, the show will try to take advantage of that for heightened drama. Like the year Kahlen's best friend died and the very next shoot had her lying in a casket at the bottom of a grave.

This show is so classy.

So anyway, the show begins once again this week with scenes of Diana and Whitney giving themselves pedicures. Ew. Feet. Diana is whining about how horrible it was to be in the bottom two and how she never wants to be there again. Well, chances are you will be, honey.

Whitney once again reminds us that she went to Dartmouth. Yes, dear, we know. You tell us every week. This week she tells us that she doesn't have any financial aid, so she owes her father $9000 for the semester she skipped to be on ANTM. And after all she's sacrificed, she doesn't appreciate the judges telling her she doesn't look like a model. Yeah, toots, and I don't appreciate the fact I don't get paid ten grand a pop to do this recap. Whatever. Hey, Whitney, here is a crazy idea. Try looking like a model.

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