Live wtih Regis and Kelly (syndicated) Check local listings
Is tomorrow's premiere of Sordid Lives 36 hours too far away? (I know I'm feeling that way.) Well, today's Live invites Caroline Rhea on to talk about the Logo comedy.

The View (ABC) Check local listings
Gay fave Shirley MacLaine visits the View ladies today. MacLaine will be appearing in a new TV adaptation of Anne of Green Gables but I'd guess she could also use this appearance to make sure we don't think she's spending the summer secretly playing a houseguest in the Big Brother house.

Big Brother (CBS) 9:00 PM EDT
With Steven nominated for eviction, tonight's Veto competition will probably be key to determining if this is the shortest amount of time we've ever had to follow Big Brother or if our collective cringing will continue past tomorrow night's eviction.

In 100,000 pixels, the reason why Big Brother's Rennie is my favorite houseguest this season:

How to Look Good Naked (Lifetime) 10:00 PM EDT
Carson Kressley's hit makeover series returns for its second season with a new mother dealing with her post-pregnancy body.

Flipping Out (Bravo) 10:00 PM EDT
Finally, the return of Courtney. After last week's drama, I could stand to watch Jeff deal with someone as difficult as himself. Tonight's episode is pretty jam-packed, however, as Jeff seems ready to dissolve his business relationship with Ryan, NewChris is feeling underappreciated and an eleven-year-old girl impresses Jeff with her design instincts, as you can see in the clip below the break. (We're just impressed to see a girl so young nail Tina Fey's look.)

Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (Oxygen) 10:00 PM EDT
Well, yay to last week's Mehran-heavy episode: watching those two having a heart-to-heart about Tori's relationship with her mother was one of the series' best moments so far. Tonight's episode, meanwhile, promises that Tori will deal with the question of whether she'll be returning to West Beverly High on the new 90210 ... oh, and I'm sure there will be some gay content that's nowhere to be seen in the previews. Again.