Queerview Television Guide (Thursday, March 18 2010)

Gay geek couple Steve and Brian have a freaky experience on tonight's Sarah Silverman Program when a head bump puts them through a body switch.

But first, we're hoping to see Kyle and Fish on today's One Life to Live as St. Patrick's Day celebrations continue in Llanview. We'll be following the action with a liveblog, so be sure to join us starting at 2PM Eastern.

One Life to Live (ABC) Check local listings
It's still St. Patrick's Day in Llanview and when Foxy Roxy's runs out of beer a group of partyers — reportedly including Kyle and Oliver — head to someplace better prepared for a holiday-celebrating crowd.

The Joy Behar Show (HLN) 9:00 PM EDT
Lopez Tonight (TBS) 11:00 PM EDT
Johnny Weir does double-duty tonight visiting with Joy Behar and George Lopez. Joy is planning on discussing how Weir was snubbed by "Stars on Ice" for not being "family friendly" enough.

Johnny Weir

Project Runway (Lifetime) 10:00 PM EDT
Ah well, it wasn't much of a surprise to see Team Gay lose a member last week since we saw Ben make the phone call of doom. With the remaining designers working in pairs this week, perhaps he managed to get out of one of the more stressful challenges.

The Sarah Silverman Program (Comedy Central) 10:30 PM EDT
I'm curious to where Brian and Steve's body switch goes. Body switch comedies usually play on characters struggling with unfamiliar situations, but we don't see them alone very often. Meanwhile, Sarah is sentenced to community service working with the developmentally disabled and decides she is mentally disabled, as well.

Chelsea Lately (E!) 11:00 PM EDT
Ross Mathews appears on the panel tonight as Chelsea chats with Duane "Dog" Chapman, who can be an occasional guilty pleasure for me with the scenes from parts of Honolulu that usually aren't on TV.

Daytime Preview for Friday, March 19

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (syndicated) Check local listings
Ellen's guests Friday include Constance McMillan, the Mississippi teen whose prom was canceled so that the school wouldn't have to allow McMillan to attend with her girlfriend.

The View (ABC) Check local listings
"Fashion Friday" sees Jason Wu, who designed Michelle Obama's Inauguration dress, visit the View ladies.